a person in 5,311 photos me Screenshotted these amazing action shots Jennifer posted from Cynthia's 40th birthday ! Aftermath! Then we celebrated America with an Indian feast. Inflatable couch pile-on...moments before Astra bounced us all out with a flying belly flop! Dropped Maddy off with Edie at Randy & Leigh's! Stopped by Magic Jewelry to add another AuraCam6000 aura pic to my collection. (Throat glowing from all my chanting) Jane Anne stood by to wish it a fond farewell! The great facial hair-growing experiment that began 18 days earlier at the start of my RV Adventure finally came to an end. A new personal record! Don't drink well scotch. Woke up on my couch feeling like I got hit by a truck. Ouch. On Friday evening Kevin came over for a reiki swap! Just the kind of thing to get my conspiracy-laden brain a-humming. Put on a nice shirt and combed my hair all fancy in order to... Morning moustache selfie! Definitely the most facial hair I've ever had in my life! Go follicles! ...and just lay on the floor... Summer in NYC is my fave. Fast forward to almost two weeks later....I've returned from my RV Trip and that Saturday afternoon, Vin and I went up to midtown... I've know these two for a loooong time. Wash it down with some muffins! Did my weird yoga stretching stuff. Pancakes really helping the facial hair come in! Littlest co-pilot. Checked in on my moustache growth. Impressive! Bow Lake buds. Back at the house that evening... Where we got to see Kate's dad, Alan and her aunt, Kathy! I grew up seeing them every summer! We caught up and I got the grand tour of Dave's amazing place! My fave picture of the two of us! <3 This little dum dum resting her chin on the windowsill makes me laugh every time. RV vacation begins now! The feeling of getting used to driving a huge bus for the first time on narrow, windy country back-roads. ...she finally relented to my lap. After we ate, I grabbed the hound and hopped into an Uber I'd hired to drive me all the out to northwestern NJ to pick up... On the way home I stopped at the outdoor gym and did some exercises! Trying to keep my fitness up a few weeks in advance of my FORTIETH BIRTHDAY! eeeek! Had some pretty solid beach hair when I got home. Beach crew portrait! NEVER WATCH TV! Who likes myofascial trigger point release more than this guy? Gave myself a bit of a home haircut! Haha. Thanks for having me along, Gurj! Sunday was the last day of our buddycation! We did facemasks on the balcony... Caught a couple of shows back at the festival and then went out... ...and I picked up some sunscreen and a hat! This was the best of the bunch, if you can believe it! Back home in NY on Wednesday. Spent the afternoon taking care of my plants! ...our related, messy, morning hair! Up early again before work hanging out with Max! Taking pictures to compare... Plant care Saturday around the house! Happy birthday, Gurjeet! Love you! Post-dumplings steam bliss. Plant care sunday with old rainbow eye. I set up my new tripod and played around with my new remote trigger. Another test photo playing around with my new wireless camera shutter trigger. Monday night I went out for drinks with some of the guys from my favorite client, LeagueApps. My karaoke morning-hair wishes you a happy April 2016! Sunday afternoon reading books on my phone. (My arms hurt from holding them like a t-rex) My eyes. My eyes. Haha. Related. Later that evening, Meredith and I headed out to Queens... ...for an afternoon of sauna and cold ice-pool plunges! Happy March 2016! Spring! Spring! Spring is here! Me and my nightmare dentist co-model Violetta! You can check out the very terrifying final image here on Bill's site ! ...and up to the top of the mountain! Three drunk Battjers. Later that evening, we got dressed up and headed to the wedding! Hot new content from three years ago! Thursday night I met up with Meredith on Bleecker Street to celebrate her upcoming BIRTHDAY with tickets to... ...original flyer from 2004 from my 28th birthday party at MisShapes ! Found a few other random memories, including this photo from when I went to Basking Ridge's senior prom with Jen Perkins.... ...and a haircut! By Monday evening I was finally feeling quasi-recovered from my sickness. Spent the evening making Valentine phone calls... That afternoon, Vin posted this excellent drawing of me and Eric P, based on a photo of us from September 2015 Finally feeling better on Sunday, but woke up to... The sickness is real. Januarys in New York can be rough! ...and then it wasn't long until we spent the rest of the week feeding him by hand. Hahaha. Found some solid pics from our college graduation that are on this site but were scanned with 1990s technology , so I took some higher resolution copies and sent them over. During this time in my life I felt really unsure about things. Suddenly, the idea that anybody I meet could find this website and see 20 years of crazy photos from my life seemed like a really insane thing to have online. Matt, Amanda & me. Plant-care Tuesday. Look how long my golden pothos is! Me and Mr. Mouse. Hadn't shaved in a few days and decided to document my manly beard before... On Saturday morning, we checked out and said farewell before splitting up into separate cars for our drive home. Here's to a brand new year - love you all lots! ;) Happy 2016! We probably only lasted about 60 seconds or so, but we got in all the way and that's what counts! The Dude even got in a bit with us to make sure we were going to be alright! Maddy barked and barked from the warm safety of the sand. Here we gooooo The Dude running after us barking is the best. ...so everyone could watch Jared and I take a January 1st Polar Bear Swim in the frosty Atlantic! 2016 Three people, three dogs! Smell ya later 2015. We were the only two people in the theater! Happy December 2015! Xmas dog kisses. ...fun age to watch him... Me and Mandy. ...but those drops really make me look CRAZY. (Trying to see into the BITCOIN FUTURE.) ...and we headed upstate to visit... Post-pie couch crew. Cleaned out my dresser and closet of all the clothes I have work in a year (which is most of my clothes because I only have like seven shirts I like). 
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