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Found a few other random memories, including this photo from when I went to Basking Ridge's senior prom with Jen Perkins....
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Hahaha. Oh man, at least once a day I stop and ask myself: What's wrong with me?
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And...Voila! Check me out all cleaned up and ready to hit the party! Hahaha
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And me? Why yes, that is, a Pierre Cardin tuxedo! Thank you for noticing! (Er, it's not really. That was just the first fancy-sounding name-brand that popped into my head. Which probably just made you realize that despite living in NYC and half of my friends working in something "fashion related," my knowledge of the fashion world comes from Bret Easton Ellis novels set in the 80s).
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"What's that you say? Ruffled shirts turn you on?"
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...MisShapes. Hahah.
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Roddy, Sarah and me.
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Shhhhh! Ruffles!
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Then, back at my parents house, my brother and his girlfriend dug up my freshman year choir portrait. What's up, 1990 in the house? How much do you love my mullet complete with undershaved sides? Ouch.
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And here's me stepping in, the Impostor Pseudo Date!