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Seth and Erinne.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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...actually lay in her lap while frenching. (I love how Rob's laughing and it's causing Sarah to accidentally lick his face).
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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After we finished eating, the plan was for Emma and Lorelei to call and say that we should meet them at the Sunburned Cow, a bar all the way over on Avenue C. We'd try to arrive right at 10pm, and everyone would jump out yell "Surprise!" (hopefully both surprising Grant and scaring the living shit out of him simutaneously).
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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So a few minutes later, G and I are sitting in Burger King kicking it with a coupla Whoppers, and this girl with a really great bum walks by. As soon as she'd passed, Grant was like "Get your camera ready! I want to show you what I'd like to do to that chick's ass." And thus came about my new all-time favorite pic of the Man, the legend, the King of Tee-Effing Ass, Grant "Pow, Howdaya Like Me Now" Stoddard.
european vacation part 21: heading home!
November 01, 2003
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On Sunday, Grant and I took the train out to NJ to visit our friend Jordana who was on the east coast visiting her in-laws. Jordana is married to our friend Ross (who is the guy producing Grant's TV pilot out in LA). Grant had been living with Ross & Jord out in LA for the last few months and was getting ready to fly back out there the next day. Wow, that was a pretty long explanation considering that my camera died and I didn't end up even getting any pictures of Jordana or the delicious Japanese meal we ate. I did manage to get a photo of Grant posing with the dozen delicious Krispy Kreme doughnuts we bought at Penn Station, tho.
the november roundup
November, 2003
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...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Chris (being Greek) demonstrates the proper way to wear this "Can I Lick Your Clit?" souvenir from Greece.
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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Chris and me. (Oh yeah, and this is an ACDC concert so prepare yourself to see nothing but tongues and "metal horns" in the rest of these pics. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just follow them).
european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc
October 21, 2003
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Me and Sarah (who would be getting married soon if I was just a little more Jewish).
the october roundup
October, 2003
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The Fatty and Sarah.
tara's 21st birthday and goodbye party
September 30, 2003
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Nina and Jason.
friday night out
September 05, 2003
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Me and Nina.
friday night out
September 05, 2003
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This one's even creepier. This guy looks my lovechild with Clay Aiken (Not like that could never happen - everyone knows Clay's straight).
bizarro me
September, 2003
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"No, it's this one that's the milkman's son."
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Check out this cougar that was circling Colin and me; clearly trolling for a lil' spitroast action.
boys weekend in newport part two: friday night and the beach
August 01, 2003
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And I licked her face.
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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Big Daddy and the Fatty grilling up some eats.
badminton in brooklyn
July 12, 2003
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Charlene's dad is Gene Simmons. Shhhhh.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Grant and Nina!
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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Hey! That's my bike.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Me and Sarah.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Look! Operation Iraqi Freedom chalks up another big victory by intercepting what was almost a French Kiss. You're next Saddam! *shakes fist*
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Thumbs up! Happy Birthday, Tiff!
tiffany's birthday
March 01, 2003
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Saturday night I went over to Lauren and Tara's and hung out and shot the shit.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Nerve hosted the premiere for the movie "All the Real Girls." Here's Travis and Emma at the afterparty.
random february pics
February, 2003
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So check this - I'm at Piano's on Monday night. It's like 3am. I walk past this super cute girl on the dancefloor while looking for one of my friends. Two minutes later, as I'm trying to squeeze back through the crowd , the girl on the left in the pic above (later I find out her name is Lauren) shoves her friend (the cute girl, whose name I later find out is Tara) into me. Tara, who's now leaning back on my chest, turns around and looks at me and says "hi." Lauren starts cracking up. So I say to Lauren:

"So is that your smooth way of introducing us?"
Lauren: "No, it's my not-so-smooth way of getting you two to MAKEOUT!!" Me: "Holy shit, huh?"
Lauren: "Here's the deal: I'm a big lesbian and this is my roommate. I kissed her and she's the worst kisser ever. She says it's because she was drunk, but I don't believe her and I refuse to kiss her again. So now you have to kiss her and tell me if she's a bad kisser."
Me (in disbelief, pointing to Tara): "You want me to kiss, um, her?"
Lauren: "Yes."
Me: (looks at Tara).
Tara: (Smiles, nods and points to her mouth).

So, I smooched her. Add it to the list of "Top Ten Best Random Things Ever to Happen To Me in NYC."
end of january
January 18, 2003
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Albert and Abbey...
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003