September, 2003

Bizarro Me

They say everyone's got a doppelganger - apparently, I've got several. Check em out.

Lookalike #1

This pic was sent in by a girl who reads my site. The resemblance isn't uncanny, but I can definitely see it.

Lookalike #2

So a few weeks later, a different girl writes me an email and tells me that she was had been out in New York City with her friend a few weeks earlier and he was approached by two people that told him they loved his website. He was like "Um, I don't have a website." So they told him about my site and that he should check it out because of the uncanny resemblance. So she checked out my site, got my email and sent me these of pics of him. Scary.

This one's even creepier. This guy looks my lovechild with Clay Aiken (Not like that could never happen - everyone knows Clay's straight).

Lookalike #3

johann, me — And here's the elusive Johann. People have been mistaken me around NYC for this guy for months. I finally got introduced to him by a mutual friend and managed to get this pic.

Lookalike #4

me, timmy — And let's not forget about the bizarro gay version of me that I met at The Hole (back in one of the best diary entries ever).

And then every so often, people tell me I look like one of two celebrities.

The first is Billy Zabka. You know, the guy who played Sweep the Leg Johnny in the Karate Kid (as well as the bad guy in like 20 other eighties movies including "Just One of the Guys" and "Back to School."

And the other celebrity people always tell me I look just like is....

(keep scrolling)

(c'mon, just a little bit more)

ellen degeneres — Bingo! Hahahahaha.

ellen degeneres — Anyone else out there look like us? Please send me an email (preferably with photos!).