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$3 drinks + Full Flavored Cigarettes = Pictures like this.
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It's like giving a present and getting a present at the same time!
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Mmmmmmm...mission accomplished!
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And a molester.
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...an afterhours party at 205. Jamie and Nina, crunked.
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On Tuesday night I went over to the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate the release of one of Em & Lo's new books. And Lo licked my face.
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Piper's tongue is too big for her mouth and so it's always peeking out. Heartbreaking.
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Jack and Amanda.
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Meredith and Nina getting their tongue on.
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Nina (getting bunny-eared).
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...then distributed some kisses!
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Hahahaha.
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Hahahah. Happy 4th of July!
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Shandi and her tongue were there!
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Hi, can you tell that we're all a teeeeeny bit drunk?
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...I tried to copy her style on an unsuspecting Rina who was walking by...
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On Friday night, I stopped by Meredith's apartment on my way to the Annex and found her and her friend comparing tongue lengths...
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Even as a puppy, Edie was into the sneak-attack French kiss. Here's me artfully dodging just in time!
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Here's Jay proudly helping me show off my new undie-necklace.
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With Vibeke now undie-less, somehow it made sense to dare her to hover over a stool, PEE on the stool a little bit, and then stand next to the pissed-on stool at the bar and see if she could get some guy to roll up, try to flirt with her and sit down on the stool (and on her piss). Hahahaha.
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...a fistfulla dollars to the hostess can't smooth over. Hahah.
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Me and Niki. Hahaha.
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Yay, wonky eye! (Leigh's really good at making her eyes go in different directions and it never fails to crack me up!).
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On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.
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3:50am and Kusum's at the ATM taking out money for the "last call" round. Girl's a champ.
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Wow. Just wow.
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I got there a little after 3am and immediately located this little elf.
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Karen getting ready to lick Grant's face.
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...but then will quickly change gears to show her true colors. Hahah. How funny would it be to have wedding photos where all the guests where ONLY making faces like these?
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Hahaha.
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While I was at the bar getting us one more round of drinks before heading out, I started chatting with the really cute girl on the left (yep, the one making the awesomely stupid face). While were chatting, Miye and Miriam came over and introduced themselves and we learned that the girl had just moved into town from somewhere in the Midwest and didn't know many people in town yet. We invited her to come out with us and she agreed but then the people that she was there with came over and they were these horrible, JAPpy modeling agency casting director type harpies that you'd see on one of those VH1 shows about New Yorkers that try to act like their life is JUST LIKE Sex and the City and they whisked her away from us...never to be heard from again. Until...I awkwardly ran into her on the street the very afternoon!
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Amanda and Fatty. Hahah.
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...and demonstrates what they're doing.
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Me getting my face licked by K-Mar.
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...Dodgeball.com t-shirt! Dennis to Josh: "Happy Birthday...now help promote my company!" (Actually, I'm only teasing Dennis! The dodgeball shirt was relevant because after we graduated college and we all got booted off Syracuse University's web servers, Dennis bought the dodgeball.com domain as a place for the three of us to move our personal sites to! They were hosted there for a year or two until Dennis wanted to use to domain for a "city guide" project he was working on in 2000. So that's when Dennis moved his personal site to TeenDrama.com and I bought the I Keep a Diary domain!)
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Lizzy Goodman was there in all her red-lipped glory.
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Ellen (licking the part in Meredith's hair..."Mmmmm, scalpy!"), Josh and Meredith.
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Tastyface and Karen.
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Hahah. Bag-dog peek-a-boo!
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Sarah was dog-sitting for Piper (who has an ever-present tongue poking out of her mouth).
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...here's Ellen again!
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...walked over to Happy Ending to celebrate Ellen Stagg's birthday! Here's me getting a face-licking from the bday girl!
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I tried to get her to make a really ugly face for me, but we were in a tiny, crowded restaurant and she was too shy to really give me something ugly.
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Waaaaay later that night (after I'd gotten a chance to go home, change out of my suit and tie and sleep off my open-bar wastedness) I headed over to MisShapes. I only took two photos. This one.
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Don't worry (Lawrence), their tongues aren't actually touching...because that would be gay.
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We had a few more drinks and then the next thing you know...
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All together now!
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Chubb-neck!
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Hahaha.
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Missy got really close, but couldn't manage the last eighth of an inch! (I didn't even bother trying because my tongue is so short I can barely get my top lip wet).
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Ellen didn't come close.
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Neither did Grant.
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Just because you don't want to willingly participate in an ugly face contest doesn't necessarily mean that you're off the hook. Hahah.
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Give me a little DAP of CAULK!