July 18, 2003

Thursday Night Out (With Jesus)

So I get a call from Vin telling me that I should meet up with him because he's going to the birthday party of some cute girl he knows and he wants to introduce me and Marco to all of her cute friends.

vin — I met up with Marco and Vin at old school haunt, Cherry Tavern.

me, vin — After a few minutes of me sitting next to Vin, Marco notices that we're both wearing the same shirt (albeit, in different colors) and starts totally giving us shit. (Keep this in mind for later...)

me, vin — Even though it's more expensive than it used to be back in the day, you really can't beat The Cherry Tavern "Special." A can of Tecate and a shot of tequilla for $4? Wha?

Here's Marco chillin' with Lawrence Fishburne.

sarah, vin — After C-Tav, we heading down to E. Bway to meet the cute bday girl and all her cute friends that supposedly want to meet us. En route, we ran into Sarah L. who got to meet Vin for the first time.

me, sarah — And I licked her face.

me, vin — So we walk all the way down to Chinatown only to find that the party's long since over and all the cute girls (if they even existed in the first place) are nowhere to be seen (fucking Vin, sheesh).. But on the upside, on the walk back up towards the East Village, we found this picture of Jesus that someone had put out for the trash and we decided to save him (God knows how many people he's saved so, you know, it was the least we could do).

vin — On the walk back up, we stopped to get pizza. I'm standing talking to Vin as he eats his slices. Marco comes out of the pizzaria with his slice and stands next to Vin - as they're standing next to each other talking, I notice something...

vin — ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice outfits, whoops, I mean outfit, FAGS!

tara — After pizza (and after I was done hysterically laughing and pointing), we went over to Stingy Lulu's to meet up with Tara. After I noticed she was showing a little nipple...

tara — ...I figured it was time she spend a lil' quality time with JayCee. (Not like it's gonna matter, since she's going to hell for being JEWISH).

amanda, tara, vin — Afterwards, we all headed over to Opaline where we ran into...Amanda!

amanda — Who mournfully repped with her fellow Jew. (PS - Why is Jesus holding a pussy willow? Anyone? Anyone?)