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Ladies, you know him, you love him...and if you live in NYC, he's probably gotten drunk and tried to play grab-ass with you - it's Greg the Boyfriend! (Yo, besides Sarah's blog, Greg is the only other person I know whose website I actually read. If you haven't been there, go now.)
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Here's Vin getting ready to light what he's betting me $20 will be his "last cigarette...EVER!" (Update: He managed to make it for six days before he had to hand over a Mr. Jackson.)
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Frank Picarazzi on the mic kicking the night off.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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"You're a jew!"
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Corrie and Dan Cassanova.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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What about *discowink* now?
the november roundup
November, 2003
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During brunch, we pretty much had Grant convinced that the "Jackaloupe" head (half jack rabbit, half anteloupe) mounted on the wall was real. So great (but not nearly as great as his Trogdor the Burninator shirt. Awww, yeah).
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Meanwhile, across the dancefloor, I was about to take Dani to a little place I like to call Jersey Boogie School.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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If you look closely, you can just barely see Grant peeking out between me and Fatty.
european vacation part 15: relaxing.
October 28, 2003
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It's a good thing that none of us picked up that young honey. As the sign to the ancient palace states: No sluts! No rocking out! (Boooooo!)
european vacation part 12: knossos ruins.
October 27, 2003
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...quickly digressed into another Sears' Catalog-inspired photo shoot. "Look! Over there!" "No! Look over there!"
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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Grant "Wally Weirdnuts" Stoddard!
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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And then, always a big hit with the ladies, there's the incredible "Show Us Yer PISS FLAPS" SOUVENIR FROM GREECE button. Seriously, if you're having a difficult time meeting people at parties, you need to get yourself one of these buttons. It's a no-fail conversation starter!

We actually purchased all three of these buttons in hopes that the person who woke up one morning and thought to themselves, "Hey! Wouldn't THAT make a GREAT souvenir button?" has since become a rich man.
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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Then it was back to more sightseeing. Clark: "Look kids! Big Ben!"
european vacation part 6: sightseeing with the stoddards .
October 23, 2003
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Chris and Grant posing in front of "the Orchard" sign. (They met back in 1999 when they both worked at The Orchard record label).
european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.
October 22, 2003
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Eighteen and life, YOU'VE got it.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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So to be honest with you, I don't really even know how this started. There was something about this girl's bum that Grant and I thought was great. So we started taking sneaky pictures of it.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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We rode out there big pimpin' style in Big Daddy's Ford Focus SVT (Which is party of Ford's SEVERELY LIMITED EDITION of 40,000). Hahaha.
two beach days at fort tilden
September 07, 2003
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Shortly after Grant tried to brain me - I woke up and we threw around the frisbee. That is until a "mysterious little gust of wind" caused the frisbee to dip right as Grant was about to catch it and it whacked him in the forehead. A "mysterious little gust of wind" that I call PUNISHMENT FROM GOD! Hehehe.
central park, the candy shop and sarah d's party
September 06, 2003
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Take it from Grizzle, not many things'll make you mist up quicker than a masterfully executed Human League duet.
two bbqs and karaoke
August 16, 2003
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After your done checking out those sweet juh-juh-juggz, make sure to check out Matt's mouth doing an impression of a wet asshole. Hahaha. Ew.
sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party
August 06, 2003
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We even had enough time to grab a calzone at the pizza parlor around the corner from the theater. "No Fatty, you're the man now, dawg." (As much as I'd like to solely credit our win to Fatty's superb driving, Frank's inability to operate a motor vehicle and his lack of understanding of even the most basic of traffic rules probably didn't hurt our team either).
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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I was trying to take a video of us rocking out but took a picture instead and managed to capture us in the midst of some pretty serious MetalFaces (check out Fatty pretending to play kit in the background with his DrummerFAce in full effect. Hahaha).
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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...special guest star (via the magic of Photoshop)...[drumroll please]
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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With summer on it's way out Grant, Emily, Fatty and myself decided to ignore the day's forcast for rain and head back to Ft. Tilden for a little deserted beach action. (By the way - take a moment to appreciate just how great the picture above is).
the august roundup
August, 2003
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Jess' good friend Guilles (sp?), who I hadn't seen in over four years!
siren festival and jess party
July 19, 2003
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After pizza (and after I was done hysterically laughing and pointing), we went over to Stingy Lulu's to meet up with Tara. After I noticed she was showing a little nipple...
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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After a few minutes of me sitting next to Vin, Marco notices that we're both wearing the same shirt (albeit, in different colors) and starts totally giving us shit. (Keep this in mind for later...)
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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No, no, no...you're the man now, dog.
saturday park dinner at suba and karaoke
June 28, 2003
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Burger King. New Jersey Turnpike Rest Stop. 2:27am. Arguing over who should have to eat *burp* the last cheeseburger.
move the god-damned shed
June 21, 2003
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When Emma got up to head home, she left a pile of "hair ash" behind.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Me, Grant and my roommie, Victoria.
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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If you look carefully at Grant's cheeks, you'll see the joke facial hair he grew special for night. (Yeah, it's a little patchy, I know. But if you squint a bit it looks filled in).
guest bartending at iggy's keltic lounge
May 08, 2003
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Much like Emma was driven to tears at the last karaoke outing, Michael caused a few tears to be shed that night, yes he did.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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"Houston...we have mullet."
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Later in the evening this started getting out of hand. Grant finally managed to get Timmy back (er, sort of).
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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...and we finally managed to blend in at The Hole. "Haaaaaay!"
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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If I remember correctly, the girl in the red dress bent over and we got a peek at her, um, er, his, um...well, you know.
lucky cheng's karaoke
March 26, 2003
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Grant gives up some love for Mary who did a great version of some ELO song I'd never heard.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Later on in the evening, Grant identified the major difference between Scott and Dave.
tiffany's birthday
March 01, 2003
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Priscilla gives props to Chris' ridiculous gazongas.
filter 14
February 26, 2003
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Tara's the only girl I've ever met who has Holly Hobby lingerie. Aye Carumba!
random february pics
February, 2003
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Jen Crowe and Bibbins.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Jeeeeeesus.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003