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a thing in 39 photos in 2004

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grant10
me8
!best5
!karaoke4
!strangers4
susan4
!brained3
doug3
!birthday2
!boobs2
emily2
!excited2
fatty2
leigh2
martin g2
meredith2
!sparks tongue2
!166 sanchez st1
!4th of july1
adam m1

point — This photo translated into English mean "You there with the camera! It is your turn to jump high."

point — Yep, that about sums it up.

point — Disco Belly and Grover and HEY! LOOK! Another Hula Zombie! Yay!

point — Creepy Michael Jackson pumpkin at Chelsea Market.

point — On Friday after work, I drove from Menlo Park to Google's World HQ in nearby Mountain View to pick the Emster up. "Look! It's you!"

point — Here's me in the pre-game using the international sign language for "YOU are GOING DOWN!" (As in "You are going to lose this game." Not the other "YOU are GOING DOWN!" There's a whole different set of gestures for that one. Be careful not to confuse the two or you could end up playing the strangest game of Scrabble in your life...or uh, becoming really good friends with a deaf person. It could go either way.)

point — ...Chilly out, yo.

point — Later that night I hung out with Doug. We walked around town and somehow managed to end up at White Castle where Doug reminded me to...

point — ...but baby-girl's got a caboose like nothing you've ever seen so we all let it slide.

point — I hadn't seen this guy since he broke stuff on the street back on Halloween of 2002! We shot the shit and caught up for a while...

point — Later that afternoon the ladies took me to Red Bamboo for some vegetarian soul food. (Most likely, because unbeknownst to me, I was being taken to a steakhouse for my birthday dinner and this gave the two vegetarians a chance to fill up!).

point — ...ON HIS FACE! Hahahahah. Holy shit. You might think you've seen a dude freak out before - but you've never seen anything like this. Keep in mind, this guy was getting huffy because he didn't want his HAND stamped. When he got all aggro and leaned in towards Pete, Pete stamped him with the quickness. The bouncer had to be called over, Sarah and the French guy went outside so he could cool down and Pete was promptly removed from his stamping post. Hahah.

point — After Audrey was done, Grant and Susan were shocked to see...

point — Grant, Cat and Fatty (looking like a cola ad from the 80s).

point — And here's the re-enactment of Karen's birthday complete with Susan playing a traumatized onlooker. Let's get a closer look at this pic, shall we?

point — ...his balls for a change! Hahahah. Here's the co-operative happy version.

point — Oh my god. Sofa King funny. This pic actually gives the original a run for its money.

point — ...a fucking mezuzah on the doorjamb!

point — Grant, the Fatty and me. We made it up to Sarah's rooftop just in time to catch the start of...

point — ...and the ones in the kitchen too. Yep, stripes.

point — ...where Grant made sure they both got a chance to see his bad-ass paint job. Here's Martin admiring the stripes in Grant's bedroom...

point — Meanwhile, back on the other side of the bar, Karen and I found found Brother Lawrence making out with Bridgette! Uh-oh! Right around this time, I asked Karen if she wanted to take "a birthday photo with my balls" (because, as you may have surmised by reading this site, I'm just that kind of guy). Not only did Karen accept, she raised the ante and agreed to take what is probably the steepest ball photo on my site...

point — Grant flirting with my future wife, Natalie (psst...Natalie, I want to make babies with you. If you're not interested in that maybe we could just practice making them. Email if you ever see this.) Bonus points to Jim for continuing to make the "get of load of this fugging guy" face. Hahaha.

point — Lori Craven even managed to sneak away from her two babies and came up from Souther Jersey to see the show!

point — "Yeah, Candy. Her, right there. She's the one I'm taking home. Mark my words."

point — This guy was awesome. He saw me taking pictures and was like "That's a neat camera, can I see it?" I figured he just wanted to look at it, but as soon as I handed it over, he took this picture of himself, handed it back to me and walked away without a word. So fucking funny. (No, you're the man now, dawg.)

point — Liz took a nap in Seth and Erinne's room and when we went in there to wake her up, look what we found!

point — Normally, I'd edit these down - but that blonde girl made so many awesome faces it just wouldn't fair to not show you all of them.

point — It was awesome. He was totally surprised. The best part was with each turn of his head he'd spot another group of friends that were there and was more surprised with each new realization.

point — Me and Amber doing our best Saturday Night Fever.

point — This guy liked the fact that we were taking pictures of him so much that he actually interrupted his song to...

point — Check out Grant running interference like he's interested in what this girl's filming...

point — ...touching a stranger's dingus.

point — Frank and one of his buddies who showed up and killed on the saxophone.

point — It's not even midnight and already Jen and Beth are acting up.

point — Hahaha.

point — Right in the middle of her song, she ripped open her shirt to reveal Apocalypstik stickers covering her titties. Amazing.

point — A few minutes later, another guy showed up!

point — I tried to capture Emily's custom-made rhinestone beltbuckle that says "EMILY" in sparkling capital letters, but it didn't really come out so well...so um, just use your imagination.

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