a thing in 9 photos
sparks tongue
Karen and her perpetually orange SparksTongue. ...but we were still drinking Sparks. Emily C. showed up with the Sparks tongue in full-effect. And here's the re-enactment of Karen's birthday complete with Susan playing a traumatized onlooker. Let's get a closer look at this pic, shall we? Oh my god. Sofa King funny. This pic actually gives the original a run for its money. Tinny, where are your teeth? ...THIS clipping is pretty much taped to every bodega's booze cooler in the Lower East Side. I could've been immortalized! Damn. Here's the one they ended up using. And now... Leigh came out from behind the decks to show Karen and I the secret message on her stomach.