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They totally had it down, I just took the photo from the wrong angle. Blarg!
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We finally found the light switch and ended up hiding out! Who likes secret backrooms more than this one?
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On Friday night I went over to The Annex super-late to meet up with little miss Leigh Lezark. The basement of the Annex was way too loud and crowded so Leigh suggested that we "explore." Our exploration of the basement led to us finding a secret utilities room that was pitch dark. Here's the photo I took after I lied and told Leigh that "This room has one of those pull-chain lights. You just need to find the string." I love how it looks like she's just sniffin' her armpit. Hahaha.
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The other view on the roof. Jenny, Meredith, Eva and Leigh. Pretty!
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Then later that night we went over to Sarah and Gurj's to get our food and drink on before heading up to the roof to watch the fireworks!
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Eff you!
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ROWR! Hahaha.
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At some point in the night, Leigh and I ended up snooping around in the basement (as we're wont to do....NOSY!) and we ended up finding one of those dragon heads that they wear in Chinatown when they do their whole "conga line dragon" thingy for Chinese New Years!
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Stop looking so stylish in that thing, Leigh! You don't want to start a dragon-head fashion trend, do you? (Er, wait. Actually, I want that to turn into a trend more than anything else in the world. On second thought, keep that thing on!)
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Sweaty Dance Floor Monster! Here's Leigh and Scott with a girl whose name I forget but I think she was one of the people who organized the party! So, er, thanks!
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Careful, Scott! If you don't leave enough room between you and your dance partner (for Jesus), swing dancing can get the ladies all hot and bothered and before you know it...
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After a couple of drinks, it seemed like some dancing was in order.
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Late on Thursday night I went to China 1 to meet up with Scott and Leigh.
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I totally caught Scott mid "shimmy" in this photo. Hahah.
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Leigh was worried that she was smiling too much in photos lately so we decided to take a "coldstare" photo lest people start to think she's going soft. (Bonus points to Scott for his Colonel Mustard freestyle!)
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We got our free drink on and took stupid pictures to celebrate being reunited after four long days apart. (I don't remember what the party was for...maybe is was something related to V Magazine?)
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...they'll try their best to un-gay you!
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After a couple of eyeball-drying hours of Guitar Hero competition, we decided to try to play poker. Here's Tins counting out her stacks.
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After dinner, we fired up Guitar Hero! Yes! Here's an action shot of Scott tuning up as he prepares to take on little miss Leigh Lezark (bonus points to Max and Meredith who are on opposite extremes of the "excitement spectrum" in this photo). Hahaha.
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Leigh shows off the rat she sculpted out of clay and then painted (crafty!) that she made us as a housewarming present! Awwww!
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On Wednesday night I went out to some party way too late in the night. I showed up at 2am, and immediately ran into Max and Leigh on the way in!
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After the show was over, I went to MisShapes for a little while, stole little Ms. Leigh Lezark, and dragged her back east in a cab...
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Ouchie.
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Leigh shows off her huge, still-developing bruise from when she was "doored" while riding her bike a few days prior. (That's when someone flings open a car door - usually a taxi door - without looking over their shoulder to ensure that no one's traveling in the bike line).
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Also, I dropped my camera AGAIN and now when I try to use the zoom it takes janky photos like this! Blargh.
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...and Leigh showed off the bruise that was just starting to show up after she got doored by a cab while riding her bike earlier that afternoon. Ouch!
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Then AFTER karaoke, I went to some party that Geordon and Leigh were throwing around the corner...
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...who was kind enough to give me a lift home in her lil' rental car.
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Around 3am, Posh and I decided to head west to check out the tail-end of MisShapes. Here's Posh laying a smackeroo on Little Miss Leigh Lezark...
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...to Leigh and Max.
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"Move your teammate's arms and legs like a puppet and have them act out the clue. The puppet can help guess the answer." Cranium = The Best Game Ever.
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On Sunday night we went uptown to Max's apartment for Couples Dinner Party and Cranium Night! It was Leigh and Max...
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Second Place: Leigh and Max. (Bonus points for their matching crystal pendants!)
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On the way home Leigh (who looks like Mr. Burns in the photo) walked by Meredith's old, tiny studio apartment on Orchard Street (where she graciously put me up while I was traveling on and off a few years back).
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...leads to faces like this! Hahaha! I love you, you little klepto elf!
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By the time I got there, she'd finished DJing. The music was way too loud - but because she was promoting the place, she couldn't leave to go somewhere more conducive to having conversation. Leigh's solution? Steal a bottle of vodka and a bucket of ice and commandeer the back bathroom as our private lounge! Problem solved! Of course, drinking vodka on the rocks for a few hours...
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Thursday night I hung out with Leigh (the Scared Elf) and Max...
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Watch out for the red rocket!
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Leigh started wrassling with him and got him all riled up.
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Hahaha. Happy Birthday, Mer!
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Leigh!
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Eeeek! Vermin!
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Sarah, Leigh and the Birthday Girl!
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After dinner, the three us went around the corner to meet up with Leigh and Max! (The next morning I woke up with the flu and was in bed for the rest of Tara's visit! Boooo!) Sorry, I missed you, lady! Come out here again soon!
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I'd been playing a lot of Wii bowling at home and figure I'd totally dominate, but it turns out that Leigh and Jackson were even more obsessed than I was and I totally got my ass handed to me.
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Look at Leigh getting a Strike and then shrugging it off all nonchalant like "Oh, another strike?" I'll fucking kill you, you little elf-bastard!
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Leigh even ended up dominating the "Power" game where you use the ball to knock down progressively larger pin-formations! 567 to 396? Bah!
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Leigh smoking in the elevator! (Rulebreaker!) This type of behavior is no longer a regular occurrence for either of us (well, at least not on Tuesday nights). We are getting old.
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Hey now! Go, Leigh, go! I have no idea what Leigh and I were doing over Sarah's apartment at 3am on a Tuesday night drinking vodka straight from the bottle. I used to go out and do stuff like this 4 nights a week and then be at work the next morning!
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Hahaha.
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$3 drinks + Full Flavored Cigarettes = Pictures like this.
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...and totally ended up getting like five doggy bags that were FILLED with leftovers.
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Sean, Sarah, Greg, Alexis, Leigh and in the center of the table, deep-friend macaroni and cheese balls!
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...because Leigh came by later that night to pick her up ending our weeks of dog-sitting! Boo!
the november roundup
November, 2006
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Goodbye, Edie! We'll miss you!
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Mom's home! Leigh came over to pick up Edie and she and Meredith modeled their matching shades. I love how Edie's sunglasses are sitting on her snout and her little doggy legs are just hanging down all slack. Hahaha. Best. Photo. Ever!
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Sunday we went to a meeewvie. Leigh holding up the snuck-in (and incredibly chill) Edie in her lil' wiener-sweater!
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...until Seth ruined it was his "vagina mouth" intrusion. Hahaha.
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We hopped into a cab and headed over to MisShapes, where after years of internet friendship (dorks!), Tara and Leigh finally got to meet in person! Awww! It was a picture-perfect moment...
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Then we made stupid faces!
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Leigh does her impression of a stressed-out elf!
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Later that night, a whole bunch of people came over for Cranium!
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Amanda using Leigh as a puppet!
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Her team was stymied...
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Oh, a smoosh-face ugly-face combo! Nice!
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We took a quick dance-party break! (Who's that creeping on the dance floor?)
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And then went back to making stupid faces! Here's Leigh and Sean.
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...Princess Coldstare was instantly replaced by Princess Retardedface!
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Ugly face time!
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Take two!
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Hahahaha.
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Then I shot Leigh (who was there playing hooky from MisShapes! Shhhhh!). People call her "Princess Coldstare" for good reason (because I mean, look at that look! Seriously!), but Leigh's the best because as soon as I put my "fancy" camera away...
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Stay classy, everyone!
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Team 4 was Brandon, Tinny and me! (We may have lost the game but we definitely won the award for "best team photo!")
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Hahaha.
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Leigh showing off her Cranium-Clay sculpture of Edie.
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After a couple hours of "regular party," the party turned into a CRANIUM party!
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Tins and Sarah.
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Leigh, super-wasted Jenny and Brandon. It was after this night that a new Cranium-rule was instituted: "If you're too drunk to speak without slurring, you're too drunk to play Cranium." (AKA: The Jenny Penny Rule).
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On Saturday night I went to MisShapes and hid down in the basement with Leigh and Thomas.
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Vampire! Hiss!
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...which led to a "oh no I'm gonna puke" scare about 10 minutes later. Leigh sat with me outside and I'm proud to say I managed to keep everything down. Yay, thirty! I'm a big boy now!
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Me with cupcake in my teeth! Right after this photo was taken, I ate like 2 or 3 of these cupcakes in a row...
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Leigh giving me a happy birthday boob-nuzzle.
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If anyone knows the importance of cradling the coconuts, it's Karen.
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Rat face!
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Skycam getting Leigh, Leigh's bra-flash, Lawrence and Gurj all together.
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Leigh and Lawrence.
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And then Leigh turned up right afterwards!
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...Leigh attacked! Vampire bite to the doggie snout!
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She snuggled up with Edie just long enough to lure her into a false sense of security and when she finally let her lil' doggie guard down...
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Leigh was exhausted from her artistic outpouring and retired to the couch.
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Inspired by Ellen's willingness to use her art to challenge convention, Leigh and I worked together to create a special birthday outfit.
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...FOR VAMPIRES! HISS!
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Yep, we have.
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Leigh demonstrated how this piece can also be worn as a hat...
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Then Leigh took Ellen's shirt and turned it into a skirt!
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Hey, they don't call her a fashion innovator for nothing! And then a full-on, saran-wrap-as-haute-couture riot broke out!
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Meanwhile, Leigh took it upon herself to make me a "designer shirt" of my own.
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Then Ellen decided to make Leigh a shirt (and Leigh decided to dance while she made it).