a thing in 48 photos smoosh Smash them all together! Dog pile! Came home to find the dogsitter smashing the dog! Party posse. I like how Josh didn't even try to resist the payback he knew was coming. ...until you get icing smeared all over your face. The photographer's lips pursed in an empathic smash. Haha. So much lasagna. Post-dinner food coma. Nose smash. SMASH THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! Sean smooshing his face. ...and gets their HEAD SMASHED by Sarah Harrison IS THE WINNER! (Or something like that). I SMOOSH YOUR EYE WITH A KISS! (PS - Look how jealous that Creeper in the background is!) Iva went with the always good smoosh face. Meredith kept pulling his scalp back and giving him smoosh face! Which was really funny because it gave him Thai eyes! RACIST! ...but thought it wasn't "ugly enough" so he took off the hat and went for this much more serious Smoosh Face. Max started off with a Happy Smoosh Face... And because all "Let's take silly photos" moments eventually devolve into an Ugly Face Contest...here we go! Alexis kicked it off with a solid smoosh face! Hahahaha. ...and then we smooshed our faces! ...I smashed her face! Oh, a smoosh-face ugly-face combo! Nice! Ally and Posh T. Hahaha. Posh Smosh Tony!...an UGLY FACE CONTEST! We started out slow with a little "smoosh your face" action. Awwww, yeah! The ladies love it! Chloe was feeling a little shy, so I had to reach in and lend a hand. Hahaha. I love how he one-upped me by even managing to smoosh his eyes! ...she went in with a VENGEANCE! Hahahaha. This photo makes me LOL every time I look at it. ...some cake smashed into some faces. Greg didn't smash the cake so much as he lovingly smooshed it. I love how Gurj goes from looking like an Oompa Loompa when she does smoosh-face to looking like... Hahahaha. Then I showed off one of my old favorites. This is the stretch-face with a floater-eye thrown in for good measure. Ok ladies, your turn! ....old school Missy Elliot when she does stretch-face. Hahahahahaha. (Gurj, you even have the right earrings on!) Karen's wasn't all that ugly so I had Sarah take a picture of me giving her some help. Hahahah. Here's Karen's. When the other bus pulled up alongside ours as we prepared to depart, Sean got 2nd grade on our asses. Hahaha. Sometimes you gotta just spread the cheeks and get in there. Smoosh-face Jamie. Me. ("Smoosh it good!") Dave and Sarah (Here's where you play the mp3 of SaltNPepa's "Push It.") Candy. Holy fucking shit. ("Ahhh. Ssssss. Smoosh it!") Matt and Sarah. ("Sma-sma-sma-Smoosh it real good!") Woooo. Dan. ("Ahhhhhh! Ssssss! Smoosh it!") I love stupid photo projects. This one's called "Smoosh Your Face." ...and you get a HAND IN YOUR EYE! And for Valentine's day you get a.....SCHMOOOOSED FACE! You like-a the schmooshed face? 
