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Hahaha.
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Deep-fried avocado egg rolls (!!!) make Sean's heart feel like this.
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Fried macaroni makes my stomach feel like this.
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Hahaha.
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Add a little Jenny Penny and you've got an ugly face trio!
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Brian and Sarah ugly-face duet!
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Ryan did pretty, pretty decent for his first time! Bravo!
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Ilirjana tried to make an ugly face but pretty much just ended up making a Pete Wentz face.
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Same goes for you, Rutner.
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Sarah stepped up to the plate and delivered this pretty sweet "Zombie" ugly face!
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Blood-spattered Jenny decided to make an ugly face...which ALWAYS spawns a series of Ugly Faces!
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Hehehe.
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Mahsa. It's her first time so I'm gonna let her slide, but suffice it to say, she really needs to step her ugly-face game up.
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Tara weighed in large-and-in-charge with RAPTORFACE!
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Then we made stupid faces!
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Then, just when I thought things couldn't get any uglier, Andrew Borin stepped it up with this gem!
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Oh, a smoosh-face ugly-face combo! Nice!
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And then went back to making stupid faces! Here's Leigh and Sean.
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...Princess Coldstare was instantly replaced by Princess Retardedface!
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Ugly face time!
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Take two!
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Hahahaha.
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Hahaha.
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Rat face!
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...and managed to upstage MY ugly face!
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Mandy wiggled her way a little deeper into my heart when she pulled out this incredible gem of a face...
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We made stupid faces.
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Birthday vampire attack!
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Happy June! Meeeeeeh!
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And now we'll briefly interrupt all the puppy-pics for a picture of me trying my best to make my eyes go in different directions! I've sort of got it down...I can make one eye go crossed and the other go pretty straight. But I've got nothing...
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..on Leigh! She can totally almost make her eyes go in different directions. WONK EYE!
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Oh, look! A new ugly face! I call this one "Retarded Mantis!"
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On the walk home we made stupid faces.
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Yay, wonky eye! (Leigh's really good at making her eyes go in different directions and it never fails to crack me up!).
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Hahaha.
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On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.
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Drunk hilarity ensued on the cab ride down.
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...promptly made more appropriate faces. Hahahaha.
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"...can we try?" Hahaha. Here are three totally random strangers joining in for the TEAM UGLY FACE! Then, just when I was beginning to think that the night couldn't get any better, who should stroll into the bar?
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When it came time for Miye and Miriam to joing up for a TEAM UGLY FACE, I gotta say I was pretty impressed with their initial offering. But, as the saying goes, practice makes perfect...
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...I think it's safe to say that Meredith and my TEAM UGLY FACE prevailed. The best thing about "UGLY FACE" is that it usually always leads to you making friends with people who overhear you laughing and are like "Yo, what the FUCK are you guys doing?" And then after you explain their like "Oh..."
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Miriam's ugly-face! Pretty good for a first attempt! Color me impressed!
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My ugly face! (Hahahah. Jesus. I know I've done this face like a million times and I should be used to it...but even I've got to say that this particular instance is shockingly ugly!
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Then things got U-G-L-Y! Here's Miye's ugly face.
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Meredith (who is totally touching her lip to her nose in this photo. Success!) and her baby cousin Hank.
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Hahahah.
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On Thursday night Ellen came over to hang. We did the yoosh. Watched TV, made stupid faces.
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Not too bad, though.
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I tried to get her to make a really ugly face for me, but we were in a tiny, crowded restaurant and she was too shy to really give me something ugly.
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And this one. Eric George in the higgity, yo.
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All together now!
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Nice!
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I asked Scott (aka - the MisShapes photographer who took most of the photos that ended up in the MisShapes book!) to give me some uggz.
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Chubb-neck!
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Hahaha.
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Excellent use of the "floater eye!"
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Hahaha.
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This is her best ugly-face. (Pretty disappointing if you ask me).
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Two of Jack's lady friends that were there also wanted in on the action. I took a bunch of pictures of this girl, and this is the ugliest one she managed. (Boooo!)
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Jack came into the back room where we were all holed up and was like "Uh, there's a party going on, dudes. Why are you all hiding out in my bedroom by yourselves?" So I explained that we were busy taking dumb pics of ourselves making ugly faces and didn't want to impose our lameness on the rest of the party. Then I showed him this face.
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Jack was immediately like "Sweet! Let me me try!" This is a pretty excellent first attempt at an ugly face! He even managed to make one of his eyes drift off a bit. (Unless he's not doing that on purpose - in which case, I'm sorry for mentioning it, Jack). And thanks for inviting us to your party!
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I made my trademark "disappearing chin" face and Missy was awestruck by the wrinkles of skin that were bunching up around my (missing!) jawline.
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Then a mythical creature showed up and confused everyone into no longer making faces.
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...fierce kitty-cat deathmatch!
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It was a monkey verses...
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Grant upped the ante and busted out his famous "check out my skull" move...
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...and when Ellen countered with the same face, it was clear that was turning into an "any ugly face you can make I can make better" SHOWDOWN!
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Grant gave his own interpretation of Ellen's "diagonal mouth" and reversed the direction!
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Then, Ellen made this face and a full-on "make the ugliest face you can" contest broke out!
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Just because you don't want to willingly participate in an ugly face contest doesn't necessarily mean that you're off the hook. Hahah.
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Grant gives Missy "pignose."
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I don't even remember if any of us even knew this guy - but that didn't mean we weren't going to welcome him to join our private, face-making party in the back room! Come one, come all! Show yer vampire face!
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Gurj's vampire face looked a lot like her David Brent face. "Mmmmm. Shame."
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...another stupid face contest broke out. If I remember correctly, this one was about making your best "vampire face." Here's mine.
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Here's Leigh's. (You have to imagine the loud hissing noises we're each making as you view these.)
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HISSSSSSSSS!