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Liz's ugly-face.
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And here's one I call "Dr. Shit-Teeth."
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Grant and I busted out some cake-related ugly-faces. Here's one called "the messy eater."
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Amanda's ugly-face.
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Jen brought it back to 3rd grade and busted out the classic "Boar Face." Mad props, yo.
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I love how Gurj goes from looking like an Oompa Loompa when she does smoosh-face to looking like...
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Hahahaha.
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Then I showed off one of my old favorites. This is the stretch-face with a floater-eye thrown in for good measure. Ok ladies, your turn!
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Here's me showing the girls one of newer, experimental faces. I call this one Dr. Dry Lip.
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I can't remember if this photo is an attempt of Gurj and Ellen's friend to join in the game or whether she just really disapproved of how lame we were being. Hahah.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Here's me trying to show Ellen my secret weapon: The Disappearing Chin.
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I busted out my best "float-eye"...
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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With the warm-ups over, it was time to make some ugly faces. Here's Ellen going for the classic "I smell dogshit" face! Nice!
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...and Ellen countered with a severe "I'm a Level 64 Night-Elf and I also L.A.R.P. on the weekends" elf-ear! That's some advanced shit!
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Gurj went for a more modern interpretation of the "pushing a big dook" face.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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....old school Missy Elliot when she does stretch-face. Hahahahahaha. (Gurj, you even have the right earrings on!)
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No, more like THIS! Hahaha.
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I was trying to explain to Leigh and Meredith that making your chin disappear into your neck is a pretty surefire way to produce and ugly face.
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Ellen looks like the grinch when she makes her ugly face! Hahah.
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David's brother did pretty good, though.
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David's shake-face doesn't look all that much different from David's normal face.
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Yours truly!
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Grant! Hahah. Bonus points for managing to maintain eye-contact with the camera!
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The ugly face game quickly gave way to the "shake your head back and forth as fast as you can and take a picture of it with the flash on" game. Here's Fatty's rubberface.
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Meredith's.
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Amanda's shake-face.
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Of course, everyone there was happy to show off their ugliest face. Here's Grant's.
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Amanda's! Which inspired Grant to...
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The Fatty's.
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...re-do his.
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Mandy adds to the Ugliest Face collection!
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Saturday night I ran into Amber and when I asked her "What's the ugliest face you can make?", this was her answer!
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After everyone had given it their best, I busted out my showstopper. Just when I thought I was the undisputed champ...
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This guy was a friend of Sarah and Karen's and here's the two of them helping him out with his face! Haha.
the december roundup
December, 2005
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FISH-HOOK!
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December, 2005
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...she managed a pretty outstanding ugly face by the end of our "shoot." Hahah.
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Hahahaha. Yes!
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December, 2005
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..but with a little bit of encouragement...
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Jenny Penny started out a little weak...
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Jessica was there and she got in on it!
the december roundup
December, 2005
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...Andrew Borin shows up to the party and pulls out this masterpiece. First he ends up rocking the entire Landmark Theater with the "Top That" rap and then he wins the ugly face contest? Christ, what can't this kid do? (This was almost as big of an upset as when Josh Teixeira won the "Matt Weiner Ugly Face Contest of 2002").
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Karen's wasn't all that ugly so I had Sarah take a picture of me giving her some help. Hahahah.
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Here's Meredith's. She definitely didn't need any help! Hahaha.
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Then I started showing off some of the advanced techniques I used to subtely sabotage "glamour shots" (because you can't always make a totally ridiculous, over-the-top face). Here's me demonstrating how, with a little practice, you can learn to cross just one eye a tiny bit and make it look like you have a floater-eye!
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Here's Sarah's. And the pupil (no pun intended!) surpasses the teacher.
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Here's Karen's.
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After Teen Witch, Meredith and I went over to Orchard Bar to dance and say hi to Sarah and Karen and I immediately started challenging people to make the "ugliest face possible." Here's Sarah's. Hahahahah. AMAZING!
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Then we made our sexy faces.
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David and I retired Blue Steel and decided to spend the night taking pictures pretending that we'd both just caught a whiff of fresh dogshit.
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Hahahaha.
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Ellen has a pigface.
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I guess that's it for February 2005. Woot woot!
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Eureka! This one's perfect. Holy shit we're fucking ugly. No wonder neither of us can ever get laid!
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Mine's even better in this pic but Siege is looking downright cute. That won't do at all!
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Outside Siege and I tried to make the ugliest faces that we could. Pretty good.
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..their ugliest faces. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pret-ty good. Haha.