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Here's me giving a kiss to the guest DJ of the very first MisShapes.
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Thanks for being a good one, Good One! Goodbye, Saturday Night MisShapes!
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Me and Ryan.
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Then Amanda joined in and we had an epic FIVE-PERSON DANCE PARTY!
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....and we got thrown out of the karaoke bar! Hahahaha. Here's me and Doug laughing outside about how for the first time it was John getting us in trouble instead of the two of us getting John in trouble!
doug and inka visit
September 05, 2007
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Incredible!
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...I apparently used it to pretend I had a big, black cock.
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Then I sang something. Before I relinquished the mic...
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Nothing makes two guys more cuddly than a tender rendering of an old Maiden classic.
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...was in the process of smiling when I went to make my ugly face! We promised that we'd rehearse over the next couple of days.
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On Wednesday night I got the call that Doug had arrived and we met up for a drink! Here's the first pic of our epic reunion. Unfortunately, I thought we were both going to do the whole "smiling nicely thing" while Doug clearly thought it was "funny face" time.
doug and inka visit
September 05, 2007
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So I pulled the ol' "get a load of this fugging guy," but Doug...
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Now with husbands, son (and a dog!) added!
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Now with teeth!
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Turns out he was taking photos. "Photos of everyone. Yes, even the ugly people."
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Afterwards, Sarah and I went to MisShapes to meet up with this little niblet!
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...but I hit the streets a little after midnight! First stop: The Annex to catch up with this little smidge!
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Happy to be home!
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Here's my greasy-ass hair. (And if you look closely, you'll see the beginnings of my mustache coming in that makes it look like I need someone to clean my top lip with a hot washcloth).
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Flight number two! Dubai to JFK.
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We got to the airport around 10:30pm.
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...and met up with a girl we'd met earlier in the afternoon that was traveling alone. We hailed a tuk tuk and headed to...
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Me with one of the main performers.
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Meredith thought she was the cat's meow for calling "top bunk!" But then the next morning...
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...and then we went to the Chumphon train station to catch an overnight sleeper train to Bangkok!
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After we got off the ferry, we had couple of hours to kill...
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Check out those tans!
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...would you just look at how much she enjoying that! So art-rotic!
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Later that night, I got frisky with the bas relief murals at our resort...
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Here's a pic Meredith snapped of me right after I handed her my fins. I was half expecting the triggerfish to appear and take one of my toes off!
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When I got to the surface...
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Spooky!
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Here's a pic Meredith snapped of me hooking up my tanks before my dive.
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Here we are posing with the awesome Asia Divers sign that's out front of the resort. Hahah.
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Travel days can take a lot out of you. We spent the rest of our day getting settled into our new room and reading and napping...and then before we knew it, it was time to eat again! We rented a scooter and headed back towards the main street in Koh Tao for some Italian.
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Sunday was cloudy and crummy and it drizzled on and off pretty much all day. Here's a picture of what I look like when I'm grumpy and miserable and hate life.
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We came. We saw. We stared at rocks that looked like elderly people's junk!
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...we hit the beach. Check out my hot-pink sunburned chest. That's what happens when I try to go to the beach before 2pm!
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And sundaes! Who's happier than me?
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Here's me doing my best David Brent desk pose while double-fisting delicious wine coolers. (Man, I don't care what anyone says. Those raspberry Bacardi Breezers are DELICIOUS! Do they even sell them here in the States or are they a UK thing? I totally need to check next time I'm out at a store here!)
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...and getting our Raspberry Bacardi Breezer on!
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Couple. Drinks. (Swoon. Who's luckier than me?).
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Who's a tired one?
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I didn't know too many songs that were in their repertoire, so I ended up going with a few old classics. Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive and the CCR version of Proud Mary if I recall correctly. Hahaha.
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We sung along with the band and clapped after all their songs, they were pretty solid. When the band took a break, the singer came over to talk to us and was excited because we were from New York. After we talked for a while, I asked her if I could sing some songs with the band and she said yes!
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Later that night, we made ugly faces in the mirror together...
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Careful now!
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On the way back to our guest house, we stopped at a cool little tea shop and got some tea and played Jenga!
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A little before 7pm, we decided to head back to our guest house and relax for a bit. Here's me trying to figure out where the heck we are on the map and how to get back to our room!
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Here's Mer and me: gassed up, helmeted up and ready to explore.
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Here's me about to lapse into a food coma. We both totally gorged ourselves and the whole meal for the two of us came to 60 Baht (about $1.25 USD). After lunch, we walked around for a bit and decided to head back to our room to read and nap until the afternoon cooled down a bit.
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...to Phucket!
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We woke up Sunday morning and it was still overcast! But by noon, it started to look like it might turn into a nice day. While the clouds were disappearing, we hailed a longtail boat...
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Before going to bed, I redressed my mysterious spider-bite thingy which was starting to look like it was getting better, and then we called it a night.
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Sure enough, as soon as we got back, it started pouring. We spent the next six hours stuck inside reading. (Yay, pulpy vacation books!)
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We walked around Long Beach for thirty minutes or so, but Meredith was feeling really crummy (just in case you couldn't tell from the face she's making in this photo...hahaha) and it looked like it was about to start pouring soon. So rather than risk having to do the long walk back over slippery rocks in a downpour, we opted to hire a longtail boat to take us back to the beach near our part of the island.
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When I got back from my dive, I noticed that the side of my torso was killing me. I had a huge, swollen red bump that was really sore. I went to the pharmacist on the island and he hypothesized that it might be a spider bite, but he wasn't positive.
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I then showed up my huge muscles by doing a set of ten Kitty Curls! After we'd finished our buckets (and after I'd finished my workout)...
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...buckets so that we could do a little pre-gaming on the porch again and see if we wanted to head out again for another big night! Here's me getting my bucket on and playing with another kitty we'd made friends with.
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Look at the size of this guy!
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And here's a picture of my armpit thrown in to sex it up a bit.
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The gorgeous views were starting to work wonders on our hangovers.
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Squinty, hungover me.
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Here's us realizing that we were pretty, pretty drunk.
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For those of you that have never been to Thailand, the party drink of choice where ever foreigners congregate in-country is THE BUCKET. Here's an overview of how they make THE BUCKET from another entry from the first time I visited Thailand:

How They Make THE BUCKET:
Take a plastic beach pail with a little ice in it, then dump in two bottles of Red Bull (and keep in mind, this is the original Thai version of Red Bull that feels like it actually has amphetamines in it), a can of Coke, and an entire pint of Thai whiskey. They they throw in 7 or 8 straws in the hopes that you'll share it with strangers and not die drinking the entire thing by yourself. Any where you go on the beach, someone has a bucket and they're only too happy to share it with you. Cost per bucket? $3. Ooof.


We went up to the bar to get a bucket, and to my horror we discovered that the bar was offering a TWO BUCKETS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE special! Doh! I told the bartender that we only wanted one and she was like "Well, you're gonna get TWO! Give it away if you don't want it!"

That sounded like sensible advice to me, but Meredith wasn't having any of it. She was like "Let's EACH drink a bucket! WOOOOOO!" Here's her getting started while I show my reservations about solo-bucket-consumption. Ooof.
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Catching our breath!
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The view of the boat behind me!
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Back on the surface!
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...to Krabi so that we could catch the ferry out to Koh Phi Phi Isand! Here's me getting excited about Krabi Magazine. Hahaha
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That's just how we do.
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...the sky literally opened up and water started pouring rain. Never in my life had a seen such heavy rainfall start out of nowhere. It was amazing.
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Me. Feeling smiley.
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After the waterfall, we made one more quick stop before heading back to the hostel...
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I didn't have any more bananas, but she was a good sport about it and even let me shake her trunk! (But that was probably only because her trainer held his stick up in the air and she knew she'd get a gentle whack in the head if she tried to get rough and sniffy with me.)
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I CAN HAS MORE?
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NOM*NOM*NOM.
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It sounds silly, but I really can't convey how surreal it is to have an animal that big gently take something out of your hand with it's nose.
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Here's her here little sniffer sniffing around for more bananas.
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So nice.
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Hahaha.
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I think this one is my fave because it looks like she's smiling.
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Look at me, I'm such a little trunk-toucher!
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Then it was my turn! Meredith took my cam and did an awesome job capturing the following action sequence!
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I totally broke my bunch of bananas in two because I wanted to experience the weirdness of feeling her sniff around my hand and then grab the bananas twice!
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Take two.
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Obligatory "we're riding an elephant!" photo.
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After a good minute or two of getting used to the water temperature, I was finally acclimated enough to lean back into the stream and get my back wet.
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I then I went for it! Sooooooo cold!
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Here's a photo of my trying to look suave while I also do my best to pretend that the water isn't ice fucking cold.
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On the ride back to our hostel, we gave up our seats in the cab and sat in pickup bed where we got to enjoy a little over an hour of 65 MPH winds!
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Hahaha.
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...our guides made us special leaf hats! (Which really took the whole living inside of the world of Zelda thing to a whole new level. Hahaha.
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Me and Mer on the raft!
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...of us pretending to be the boat drivers! Hahah.
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Drying off on the dock after our swim!
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Me blowing nose-bubbles underwater.
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I got to sit up front with the driver and Mer had to squeeze in the back behind me.
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...and cranky "if I don't get some sleep soon I'm going to die" me.
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He must've known that I'd be coming!
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I took a knife and dug out an ant-free chunk so that I could at least have a taste of the wonderful cake Meredith had gotten for me before we had to throw it away! Booooo!