a person in 5,311 photos me We got caught posing and our group grew. Class portrait. Family version. CONGRATULATIONS, JENNY & JOSH! ...Karen and Josh... Any time someone does it to me, I make really creepy OOOOH faces that I have absolutely no control over. Rabbit ears. Chipwich! Jeet and me. ...we were wearing matching shirts! (I look like I'm still not sure how I got tricked into this) Yes! Right before the big drop (bonus points for accidentally taking a picture of the kid over my right shoulder shitting rocks). Snaggle tooth wants another ride. How many of these photos could they possibly be selling? Time to head to the amusement park. Excuse me passing lady, would you mind taking a group picture of us all posing in the Target parking lot? Loving freedom so hard. So much fun house-sploring. Introducing MAN-MUSK, a new scent from Steven Segal. All sorts of awesome artwork in the upstairs hallway. Cowboy hats EVERYWHERE. Neato! Not the most inconspicuous bag in the world; I took a cab home. Team Hobo forever. The fact that there are huge lots of open real estate between the beach and a running subway line is shocking to me. Too much? Party time, incorporated. Later that night Edie got dropped off at our place! Beach hair! We packed up our things a little before four. Buds. Next stop, Nerd Beach. We managed to leave the apartment early on Saturday to head to Far Rockaway! A housewarming vase... Afterwards, we met up for a few drinks. Van full of awesome. I wrenched my back badly and went to get a massage. After an hour of deep massage, I still had huge knots in my back so the masseuse suggested I try fire cupping . It seemed to help, but check out the hickey aftermath left on my back from the jars! Mer and me. On Thursday night Jonah came over! On Saturday we got up bright and early to catch a train out to NJ for Lindsey's bridal shower. Nervous! Mark, Karen and me. Enjoying my risotto four-dogs deep with Charlie, Biggy, Maddy and Piper. Haha. Soberoke. Me and Mer. Time for Cranium action shots! Mime-tastic. Dingo! Maddy likes when we have company as it provides her the opportunity to lap-surf. Ellen, Josh, pale-faced post-puke me and Matt on our way out of the party. Congrants on LA, Gideon! Sorry I barfed on your roof! Happy April 2010! Goodbye, Stuytown apartment ! Thanks for a wonderful two and a half years! (11/2007 - 4/2010) Me and the birthday girl! Mer and me. Ready to get your joust on? ...and I got 4 more pairs of these! (My eyes are super sensitive to sunlight. The darker the lenses, the better!) A little before 5pm, I packed up all my stuff and went to wait for the bus back to Vancouver. Thanks for everything, Grant! I had an awesome time! So much snow! Grant, Matt and me. ...hot tub we could "borrow!" Grant snapped me coming out of the trees. A little before 2pm, we took a hot cocoa break. Stationary tricks! Haha. Post-lunch 20-minute nap! Satisfied pizza customers. Jersey Cream! Dizzy. Grant and me! After eating, I stopped off to rent gear... Been called worse. People who laugh at this sign on the wall include 3rd-graders and everyone in our group. Me and the lovely birthday girl! Just me and my bud. Pineapple & Jalapeno! Headed back home on Tuesday morning. We stayed with Mer's other cousins Hank and Charlie. Here's me and Hank marveling over the similarity of our hand-drawn shirts. (Mine of Edie , his of his high school lunch lady! Ellen loves Left-eye and Limehand. Sarah and me. Congrats, Nina! My jacket's hood is as warm as it is weird-shaped. Meredith took this photo of Maddy waiting for me to wake up. Tiniest best friend ever. Me and Leigh. Every time I think about the people on Chat Roulette who saw us doing stuff like this I still laugh out loud. Me, Mark, Ellen and Mer. (I took my headband off! Shhh!) Mer and me. We posed for a group photo before returning our skates. First with me in the photo! Staten Island, here we come! ...and sunglasses. Haha. Me and Nina! I interpreted "dress up for roller disco" as "wear your light blue t-shirt." I was told that I wasn't exempt and soon found my not-so-rollerdisco look getting spruced up with a headband... This photo is so creeptastic. Sarah, Karla, Karen and me. Stairwell 2:30am. Happy birthday, Sarah! Love you! Ellen and me. Post-brunch parting of ways. On Saturday a whole bunch of us met up... ...and got brunch at Kate's (where we used to go for brunch almost every weekend in 2003-04!). ..AND EAT THEM AS ONE! Corner canoodling Too long, my friend. So tough. 
