tagged together in 15 photos in 2005 me + ugly face showing 2005 only · show all years And here's one I call "Dr. Shit-Teeth." Then I showed off one of my old favorites. This is the stretch-face with a floater-eye thrown in for good measure. Ok ladies, your turn! Here's me showing the girls one of newer, experimental faces. I call this one Dr. Dry Lip. Here's me trying to show Ellen my secret weapon: The Disappearing Chin. I busted out my best "float-eye"... No, more like THIS! Hahaha. Yours truly! After everyone had given it their best, I busted out my showstopper. Just when I thought I was the undisputed champ... Then I started showing off some of the advanced techniques I used to subtely sabotage "glamour shots" (because you can't always make a totally ridiculous, over-the-top face). Here's me demonstrating how, with a little practice, you can learn to cross just one eye a tiny bit and make it look like you have a floater-eye! Then we made our sexy faces. David and I retired Blue Steel and decided to spend the night taking pictures pretending that we'd both just caught a whiff of fresh dogshit. I guess that's it for February 2005. Woot woot! Eureka! This one's perfect. Holy shit we're fucking ugly. No wonder neither of us can ever get laid! Mine's even better in this pic but Siege is looking downright cute. That won't do at all! Outside Siege and I tried to make the ugliest faces that we could. Pretty good. 
