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"Fuck you! I'm NOT asleep!" (If that robe was just a little shorter this would be the sweetest, peekaboo ball-shot photo ever).
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After we left Serena's we all headed over to Joey's for some leetle afterparty (and it was also some casting lady's birthday party as well). Shane and Eddie from Vice Magazine.
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As the night wore on, part of the party busted out the back door onto my porch.
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Maxine mugs for the cam while Grant us (his unsuportive, cackling compadres) the fingah.
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After coming to the realization that we weren't going to die we decided we should probably start working on getting out the elevator. We pushed the "HELP" button and were promptly connected to repair company that maintains our elevator. The man we spoke to told us that he'd dispatched a mechanic and that he'd be there in 45-60 minutes. (45 minutes! Faaack! Keep in mind, we'd gotten in the elevator to go up to work because we both had to pee!). Further complicating matters, our building's front door is locked so the dispatch guy tells us we're going to have to get in touch with someone who can come down and let the elevator repair guy into our building.
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Too bad he couldn't have concentrated more on holding on to his noxious farts which promptly reached biohazardous levels in the 4' x 6' elevator.
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Meanwhile, non-birthday Karen was working on setting up some double-dong action in the backroom.
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Goodbye, Billyburg.
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Vin, Becky, Dave's bony-ass middle finger.
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Matt "The Hairdresser" Lesser & Debbie "Honorary Boy" Thomlinson.