point + get a load of this guy + me

I saved the two biggest boxes for last. The first turned out to be a rice cooker. Hey, what kind of birthday present is this?

August, 2009

I ran into fellow karaoke over-enthusiast Jamie Kirkpatrick who I immediate photo-chastised for drinking a fucking Original Sin cider...wtf???

January, 2005

...special guest star (via the magic of Photoshop)...[drumroll please]

August 01, 2003

"Houston...we have mullet."

April, 2003