get a load of this guy + me

...and here's us being newly married.

October 08, 2010

...we quietly took this photo and let him wake up on his own pretending we hadn't noticed. About 20 minutes later, we emailed him this picture. Hahahaha.

the september roundup

September, 2010

A little before 2pm, we took a hot cocoa break.

whistler

March 26, 2010

matt walker ↗+

Amanda, Marina, and Fatty (get a load of this guy-ing me!)

the wedding party

October 16, 2009

You're getting married to THIS GUY!

the august roundup: part two

August, 2009

I saved the two biggest boxes for last. The first turned out to be a rice cooker. Hey, what kind of birthday present is this?

the august roundup: part one

August, 2009

gift ↗+
point ↗+

Even the pool can't tame Geordon's majestic hair. It just wants to be free.

suburban nj summer paradise

August 01, 2009

Around midnight we headed out...

the july roundup

July, 2009

doug ↗+

This fucking guy.

the may roundup

May, 2009

posh tony ↗+

...Bev and Adrian's baby shower party! Hahah. I love this photo so much.

the april roundup: part two

April, 2009

bev ↗+
preggo ↗+

Hahaha. They had a whole box so I wasn't gonna be the only one in the house with a scummy nose!

the april roundup: part one

April, 2009

On Friday night we went to see Coraline in 3D. It was awesome.

the february roundup

February, 2009

Besides, what kind of moron walks around in a bright blue t-shirt anyway?

the september roundup

September, 2008

After, I met up with Posh Tony and his lady Cyan down the street.

the july roundup

July, 2008

posh tony ↗+

...it probably means you're drunk. But hey, she did it! So, win!

taking back sunday at madison square garden

May 09, 2008

Five and half BUMPY hours later, I arrived in Hurghada and got a taxi to take me to one of the few hotels listed in my book that looked like it'd still be open - a place called Al Arosa. I checked in a little after 1am, got a decent room that was WAY overpriced (100 EP!). Here's my best "Get a load of THIS room" face. You can tell the room is totally embarrassed by me calling it out.

egypt: part three

March 21, 2008

hotel ↗+

On Thursday night I went out to drinks with Posh Tony. Later on in the night we headed over to the Maritime...

the march roundup: part one

March, 2008

posh tony ↗+

This fucking guy!

the february roundup

February, 2008

posh tony ↗+

So I pulled the ol' "get a load of this fugging guy," but Doug...

doug and inka visit

September 05, 2007

doug ↗+

And this tough-guy in the background that decided to do a set of 10 "public pushups!" every fifteen minutes or so.

the april roundup: part two

April, 2007

central park ↗+

In the midst of Mandy's Gun Show, Jeffrey spotted us from across the room and literally, crashed our party! Haha.

the may roundup: part one

May, 2006

Hahahah.

sxsw south by southwest 2005

March 16, 2005

I ran into fellow karaoke over-enthusiast Jamie Kirkpatrick who I immediate photo-chastised for drinking a fucking Original Sin cider...wtf???

the january roundup: part one

January, 2005

Check out Silky Black Cowboy giving me the "I'll give you one guess which whiteboy's so gonna throw up when he gets home?"

the january roundup: part one

January, 2005

Nick and his gf giving me the not-so-subtle "get a load of this guy."

first misshapes of 2005

January 08, 2005

misshapes ↗+

No, you're the man now, dawg!

(I think Meredith had the winning comment for this photo when she said "Who looks like a moring-after tranny hooker in this photo? Nope, sorry Grant. That's not the correct answer." Hahaha.)

fiasco's first show at the delancey

December 17, 2004

grant ↗+

Grant and company decided to get "glammed" up for the first show. By the second show, they'd decided to call it quits with the make up. Mostly because I think Grant realized that when he's made up he looks like a tranny-version of his super-hot (Lindsay Lohan lookalike) sister, Gemma.

fiasco's first show at the delancey

December 17, 2004

Making new karaoke friends. While we were there we also managed to make friends with...

the november roundup

November, 2004

karaoke ↗+

Yay, wacky Dad!

emily visits san francisco

October 15, 2004

strangers ↗+

...somebody's San Franciscian "wacky dad" showed up! Hahaha. Get aload of this guy. He recognized Michael from somewhere and started talking to him and Michael was clearly not 100% positive who the guy was and kind of uncomfortable talking to him. We did what any good friends are supposed to do when your buddy is stuck talking to someone they don't want to be talking to...

emily visits san francisco

October 15, 2004

On Monday evening I got a call from a guy in SF named Algy (not pictured here). Algy is really good friends with my buddy Tom Donohue in NYC and Tom set us up on a man date!) inviting me out to see a band called Tarantula. Anyway, when I got to the venue, I ran into Nina's friend Jason who I knew from NYC until he disappeared into thin air. Turns out he moved to SF. You may remember Jason as the "Questionable Gay-Porno Jason" Tara and I discovered...(WARNING: EXPLICIT MAN-PORN COMING UP)

the october roundup

October, 2004

jason ↗+

...turns out, people are right! If I hadn't moved out to California, I never would've been able to discover the goodness of Carl Motherfucking Jr's!

meredith visits san francisco

September 25, 2004

Here's me with the get a load of my mom photo.

last month in nyc: the august roundup part one

August, 2004

candles ↗+

Me and some guy who wanted to show off his nipple.

leigh's birthday parties

July 24, 2004

A litter later in the evening we ran into Evan, Grant's former Nerve intern from years ago who now runs Block Magazine out of Brooklyn. (Whom I totally fucking assassinated with one of the best "get a load of this fucking guy" finger-points in the history of the sport. Hahahahah).

the july roundup: part one

July, 2004

evan ↗+
best ↗+

We took this picture of us both speaking with her and assured her that it'd eventually be posted on the site. So here's a big shout out to Grammy Pam! (Here's a pic of her from when we were in London last year! She's the one immediately to Grant's left!)

the july roundup: part one

July, 2004

Hey, it's Jim! This (fugging) guy and a few of his friends were in town from all over the place (Toronto, Boston and London if I remember correctly). He read about the show on my site and they all decided to swing by and check the band out! So rad!

the june roundup

June, 2004

strangers ↗+

Me pulling my most successful "get a load of this fuggin' guy" face with on an unsuspecting Travis.

the may roundup part two

May, 2004

Get a load of this one.

the april roundup

April, 2004

amber ↗+

On Monday night I was walking home through the LES and remembered that Heavy Metal Karaoke was going on at Arlene's Grocery. I got there way to late to sing, but I watched a few people sing and ended up running into Matty - Tara's good friend who'd recently moved to NYC via Boston. We took this picture to send to Tara, but uh, I don't think I ever did. So hey Tara, check it out, I ran into Matty.

the april roundup

April, 2004

Later that night, Stephen and I headed out together and went to have some Sunday night drinks at Emo's where I ended up meeting Dan Sharky, who I'd been emailing with for years!

sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara

March 20, 2004

dan s ↗+

All we really want to do is snuggle down in bed together and read gossip magazines and eat (delicious) Fudge Shoppe cookies. So busted.

skiing in vt and seth's surprise party

March 11, 2004

fatty ↗+

Grant gives David the classic "Get a load of this clown" point.

welcome back grant party

February 26, 2004

"Yes, three beers. Oh, and the lady will have a glass of Merlot." Bwahaha.

welcome back grant party

February 26, 2004

Here's Grant and I in Ira's kitchen. We were all crabby from our drive and if I remember correctly were pretty much ready to fight each other (I'd SOOOO win) when this mutual "get a load of this fuggin' guy" photo was taken.

trip to cali part two: la to san francisco

December 13, 2003

...and two guys: Pascal and Nicolas - who in the most randomest coincidence of all time were fans of this website! It turns out Pascal and Nicolas work for a French wine company that had done business with Nerve and one day while Google-searching for information on Nerve, they came across my site and ended up reading most of it. So when Laure went to introduce Grant and myself to them, they were like "We already know zeese guys! Zey are cuh-razy!"

pick up lines at the ford modeling party

August 13, 2003

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"No, it's this one that's the milkman's son."

karaoke with brett

August 09, 2003

...Michael Martin! Hahahah.

boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc

August 01, 2003

...special guest star (via the magic of Photoshop)...[drumroll please]

boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc

August 01, 2003

bar ↗+
point ↗+

Oh, wait. This picture, that's what.

the may roundup

May, 2003

Grant with a beer big enough to put his light-weight ass in the hospital.

the may roundup

May, 2003

grant ↗+
beer ↗+

The jacket may have quickly been retired, but the "ElectroGrantClash-2k3" theme song it spawned lives on. (Make sure you ask me to sing it next time you see me).

the may roundup

May, 2003

"Houston...we have mullet."

the april roundup

April, 2003

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If you look over Tara's head, you'll see a dude in the background. If he hadn't moved right at the last second, you'd be able to see that the reason we're making those faces and pointing is because of the...

random february pics

February, 2003

tara ↗+

Art and I doing the old "Get a load of this character's tie!"

modem media christmas party

December, 1998