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leigh174
me126
sarah82
geordon52
!crowd44
!strangers43
!dj41
meredith37
!secret room37
!dance34
!best32
!drunk30
!prom29
!kiss27
!passed out25
!boobs20
grant20
!halloween20
!ugly face19
!birthday17

misshapes — ...THIS clipping is pretty much taped to every bodega's booze cooler in the Lower East Side. I could've been immortalized! Damn.

misshapes — Me getting ready to put my boobies on Sarah.

misshapes — There we go. Thanks.

misshapes — Sarah, Cat (Too bad you think her shirt's a joke) and Meredith. C'mon lizzadies, you can do better than that.

misshapes — Ok, so now it's well after 3am and things are starting to heat up on the dancefloor. After watching Rachel dance dirty with a bunch of other girls for a few songs, Grant couldn't take any more and snuck Rachel over onto a stool in the corner for a...

misshapes — Crazy Amber in the house! Wooo!

misshapes — Karen (enjoying the nameplate from her cake) and her roommate Bridgette - who had just turned up from a comedy show she performs in.

misshapes — Here's the one they ended up using. And now...

misshapes — Awwwwww! Happy Birthday Karen! (Note Sparks colored roof of mouth. Hahah).

misshapes — Sarah kept her occupied upstairs and we managed to sneak up and surprise her!

misshapes — Karen and Carlos.

misshapes — Meredith and Sarah.

misshapes — Grant doing "The Molly."

misshapes — Amber was in full-effect that night. Every time Lawrence would look away, Amber would start dancing all sexy and freaking him from behind without touching him. Do you know how hard it is to dance all fast behind someone without touching them and accidentally giving yourself away? Girl's got skills.

misshapes — Later that night, we headed over to MisShapes to celebrate...

misshapes — Here's Leigh (making a funny face because the music was really loud and she had *no idea* what the woman was saying to her).

misshapes — Me and Lawrence.

misshapes — Okay, back to Misshapes. Here's Grant (earning bonus points for his Rolling Stone shirt prescience) Meredith (making a Mr. Magoo face) and Sarah "Wish She Didn't Have a Boyfriend" Harrison. (Just to clarify - that's me wishing, not her.)

misshapes — ....THIS! Ten minutes of Photoshop magic later, I'd successfully hidden Sarah's identity with a strategically placed "extra can" of Sparks in Karen's hand. Hahahah. While impressed with my skizzills (I mean, you have to admit, it is pretty good), she told me she'd still prefer to run the other one.

misshapes — ...Karen's 23rd birthday! Wooo! I brought her a six-pack of Sparks to help instigate some birthday trouble (more on that later...hehehe). The day after the party, I took all my pics and posted them into a "sneak peek" gallery for Karen (because she assumed, correctly I might add, that it would be "like six months" before I finally got around to posting them here).

Anyway, somehow a photo editor at Rolling Stone saw this pic and wanted to use it for a blurb about Sparks in an upcoming "What's Hot" issue. I was stoked. A day later, she realized that Sarah is an editor at Spin and apparently didn't want to prominently feature and editor from a competitive magazine doing something "hot." She went back through my pics and found another photo of people drinking Sparks that Sarah wasn't in and asked if she could use that instead. "Well, Sarah's not in that photo, but the problem is: I'm not either." (And hey, I wanted to be doing something "hot" in Rolling Stone, ok?) So I asked her, "What if I can figure out a way to hide Sarah?" She was like "I don't even know what you're talking about." That is, until I sent her...

misshapes — ...but Meredith quickly slid over into the driver's seat (or maybe it just looks that way because she's taller?).

misshapes — ...uh-oh! What's going on over here? Looks like Sarah's going in for the smooch...

misshapes — Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked.

misshapes — Betsy and Yelena.

misshapes — After two free rounds, he told me I was going to have to "earn" the third round. "Uh, how do I have to do that?" (nervous laughter).

misshapes — A retardedly wasted Geordon got behind the bar and started pouring us shots of vodka.

misshapes — Luke and LeRoy (the bar) was all decorated like a high school gymnasium during prom.

misshapes — Hey look it's Giorgio and Gianguido! The two guys visiting from Italy that Fatty and I met playing frisbee in the park! We invited them to the prom and they came! (The even got dressed up!) It's nice! I like!

misshapes — What with Pete doing the Humpty dance and all.

misshapes — Sarah singing along on the floor.

misshapes — Tinny got a little misty-eyed during their inaugural dance.

misshapes — Matt Lesser the Hairdresser.

misshapes — I'm shocked ladies. Really. Just shocked.

misshapes — ...the King and Queen of the prom! And the queen is...

misshapes — Another high-schooler who's been partying out of his league.

misshapes — ....Pete! Wooo! Congrats, guys.

misshapes — ...THIS GIRL! (Whose name I don't know!) And the king is...

misshapes — Beth, Jen and Rebecca (of "Bathroom Humper Mystery" fame. Don't ask).

misshapes — Sheal doing her Stalone impression. "Yooooooooo! Adian!" On point!

misshapes — With the dancefloor in riotous full-effect, it was time to announce...

misshapes — Kat and Amber on the dancefloor.

misshapes — Cat, Sarah L, Sarah H, and Meredith.

misshapes — I didn't have a real bowtie (or a real dress shirt, if we're being honest) so I went with an old prom stand-by and just drew a bow tie on a t-shirt with marker. From a few feet away, it almost looked real!

misshapes — Karen giving Sarah's cleavage a little "hot dog in the bun" action. (Sarah's expression makes this pic a serious contender for Photo of the Night).

misshapes — Sarah and Paul.

misshapes — DJ Loveleigh on deck, yo.

misshapes — Karen and her wah-wiggity wasted friend. Hahahah.

misshapes — Me and Sarah.

misshapes — But hey, when it comes to getting girls dressed in naughty outfits more free drinks, sometime you gotta do what you gotta do. Meanwhile, on the other side of the dancefloor...

misshapes — Amber (looking like a Disney character again, except this time: not so cute) and Kat.

misshapes — Amber (this time just looking like hot-ass normal self) and me.

misshapes — Aya and Vin.

misshapes — I went to pee and found somebody passed out on the toilet! Just like a real high school prom!

misshapes — See? (Well, ok - I said almost).

misshapes — I found Dennis and Audrey cannoodling in the corner.

misshapes — Cat ended up getting so hot that Meredith had to augment her lil' dress with some reflective heat shielding.

misshapes — Dennis took out a pin and we set out to see if my fancy camera was fast enough to capture a balloon being popped.

misshapes — More scandalous make out! *Gasp!*

misshapes — ... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it.

misshapes — Yawning on the dancefloor? Party foul!

misshapes — Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies...

misshapes — Shocking, really.

misshapes — Prom dance floor make out!

misshapes — Geordon (looking like a fucking SmoothTwinks centerfold) and me.

misshapes — Fyuko, Vin and Aya.

misshapes — Meanwhile, over in the DJ booth...

misshapes — Yeeeessss! Guh-reat Success!

misshapes — Gay boy kissing a girl! Gay boy kissing a girl!

misshapes — ...Leigh was attacking Geordon.

misshapes — Sweet Jesus.

misshapes — Christian took his shirt off for a quick second, but that was just too much. I mean let's try to keep a modicum of decency, right?

misshapes — Oh, did I forget to mention the see-through back?

misshapes — ...dropped his drawers to reveal a pair of white, meshy ladies panties! Sarah knows: Panties are No. 1!

misshapes — Greg and Geordon.

misshapes — Hey look, it's the girl from Joanna's website with the big boobs that I totally have a crush on!

misshapes — Crowd shot.

misshapes — Er, I mean play some CDs.

misshapes — Susan manned the turntables to spin some records.

misshapes — Sarah, Dan and Karen.

misshapes — Ryan doing his little "jig."

misshapes — Michael, Greg TB and Karen.

misshapes — Afterwards, we headed over to Misshapes. Here's Susan and Counter.

misshapes — Here's Gianguido (yep, that's really his name!) making friends with a lovely lady from London that he met.

misshapes — And then late night headed over to the basement at Lit to find a full-on dance party in effect.

misshapes — Remember how Fatty and I played frisbee in the park on Sunday? Well, we ended up befriending two Italians that were visiting from Milan. They'd been in town for a few weeks, but were staying in Astoria and told us that they'd been disappointed with the NYC nightlife they'd seen. I gave them my cell number and assured them I'd take them out and show them a good time. So on Monday night we met up and I took them on the rounds. We started off with a few drinks at the Fish.

misshapes — ...a bday barbeque thrown by the MisShapes kids at Gregg's apartment. Here's Gregg, Leigh (aka - The Tinny) and Geordan.

misshapes — Awwww, who's my little honey bunny?

misshapes — Shhhh! Don't tell.

misshapes — Leigh and Geordon.

misshapes — Rump shaking.

misshapes — And by the time I got a second shot off, Sarah's hair was soaked and she'd plugged up the flow with her thumb to avoid smelling malty the rest of the evening.

misshapes — Sarah attempting to recreate my favorite photo of her ever. My camera went off early so I only managed to capture a little dripple peeking out of the bottle.

misshapes — More blurry artsy dancefloor action.

misshapes — Geordon playing grab-ass.

misshapes — Leeeetle Leigh.

misshapes — Dennis slipping Audrey a little "hot dog in the bun" action on the dance floor.

misshapes — Greg K (seen here with Sheal eyeliner).

misshapes — Greg and Sarah.

misshapes — Dennis getting smoochy with Audrey.

misshapes — Sarah was looking so juggalicious I just couldn't help myself. DISCLAIMER: For the benefith of certain potential readers (Umm, namely Sarah's overprotective brother) I'd like to point out that my mouth isn't actually on Sarah's boobies - it's just an optical illusion - honest!

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