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me57
grant36
sid and buddy33
!strangers23
!best18
candy18
matt lesser18
!duet16
!bachelor party15
frank15
seth14
ellen s12
carol11
emily11
!105 bowery10
jamie k10
kanue10
larson10
sarah10
matt l9

karaoke — Julie played along for the first few minutes, but as the song dragged on Ed's crooning and caressing went from cute to creepy in a hurry. (Hey, remember when Chiara's friend Leila almost hooked up with Ed after a serenading?)

karaoke — Ooh-la-la! Ed!

karaoke — Then Ed went up and sang some ballad from the 70s that no one else knew. Ed can't truly emote his love unless he has a muse in the audience to perform to. On this particular night, Julie was singled out as the lucky lady.

karaoke — Emily rocking the stage.

karaoke — Here's my failed attempt to catch him at the peak of a DLR kick - don't worry, they'll be plenty more of this later.

karaoke — Haha. The view from above.

karaoke — Purple Rain never felt so good.

karaoke — Then Grant come on!

karaoke — I don't know who the guy singing was, I was more interested in taking pictures of Buddy trying to manage playing the inflatible guitar while wearing BOTH Hulk Fists.

karaoke — Ben pulling some crazy-ass "Michael Jackson in the BAD video" shit on stage.

karaoke — And then she licked his "titties necklance."

karaoke — ...officially kick off the karaoke festivities!

karaoke — Talk about a good sport. God bless this guy.

karaoke — Then halfway through his song, she rushed the stage and made it clear that she preferred him pantless.

karaoke — Candy (who is indeed, the devil) went up right afterwards and tried to smooth things over with a well-executed karaoke jam.

karaoke — Hahaha. Best photo ever. She just won't rest until she gets her hands on...

karaoke — After her impressive ariel debut, Candy went back up onstage once again accompanied by the ever-lusting Kanue.

karaoke — Who's certainly not shy about her crush on Candy.

karaoke — This picture is so awesome it merrited a close up. So here you go.

karaoke — ...SID AND BUDDY KARAOKE! After a long hiatus from the karaoke circuit, Grant came back with a fierceness! Pulling his usual ariel stunts...

karaoke — Grant's jam got everyone crazy amounts of worked up. Going so far as to inspire Candy to try her first DLR (David Lee Roth) onstage air kick!

karaoke — ...as well as introducing a few new tricks. Like using Candy as a guitar during his song's solo. Holy fucking shit.

karaoke — Ok, enough with all the orgy stuff - how about we get to some singing?

karaoke — "Sure, I'm being all cute while you're on stage. Holding your hand, singing along..."

karaoke — ...Candy! Every time Candy sings, Kanue ends up on stage with her trying to publicly roll up deep in her steez.

karaoke — Needless to say this particular night of karaoke was a little more out of control than most other karaoke nights.

karaoke — Any time you end up wearing a silver sparkly bandana, it's usually a safe bet to say you've had an interesting evening. And hey, the month's only half over. Click here for Part Two.

karaoke — "...but if you don't come home with me I swear to god I'll break your fucking arm. You hear me, Candy?"

karaoke — I bet you were starting to wonder where the karaoke photos were, am I right?

karaoke — You were all thinking, "Man, where are the photos of people lying drunk on a karaoke stage trying to look up Candy's skirt?"

karaoke — Hahahahah. Holy fuck. Who knew Justin Timberlake had a brother with Down's Syndrome?

karaoke — Lots of people ask me why I go to karaoke so often.

karaoke — Carol, Marjorie and Ellen on the 'roke stage.

karaoke — Clearly, they're not people that look at the pictures on this site.

karaoke — Matt "scarfs" it up while Ellen shakes her tail.

karaoke — Woo, karaoke!

karaoke — After the party was over (aka - after the open bar ended) I headed back eastward and found my way over to Sid and Buddy's Thursday night karaoke party at Remote Lounge.

karaoke — And then this guy started getting naked.

karaoke — Ellen back on mic.

karaoke — Brian's one of the dudes that manages the place and beyond helping us to continue cutting the karaoke line, he also hooked us up with free drinks! Karaoke line cutting privileges? Free drinks? Rina was impressed. And we all know where that leads...

karaoke — Rina rocking out.

karaoke — Is there anything better than six girls on stage singing a collaborative karaoke jam?

karaoke — Monday night I met up with Sarah and we headed over to a new karaoke night (shhhh! Don't tell Sid & Buddy I'm cheating!) over at Crash Mansion (which is, hands down, the GIZZAYEST name for an establishment in the history of the world).

karaoke — Sarah don't come out to karaoke much, but when she does, she brings the pain.

karaoke — Emily Scarlett-Kramer on the mic. A bonafide hot mamma and half the girl-force behind the now legendary CAKE parties. (On a side note, I get like 2-3 emails PER WEEK from dudes asking me how to get invited. Find a cute girl who's a member and have her invite you.)

karaoke — Say what you will but I still think you really can't go wrong by starting the month off with karaoke that looks like this by the end of the night.

karaoke — Superstar photographer Ellen Stagg throating out a Zepplin smackdown.

karaoke — Especially this one girl who spent most of the song dancing while leaning all of her weight against me.

karaoke — After Fatty and Colin primed the audience and by the time I hit the stage to deliver a Bon Jovi smackdown, things were totally...

karaoke — Colin and Bill's amazing duet managed to bring even more girls we didn't know up out of their seats and on to the dancefloor.

karaoke — Fatty reacting to the spectacle.

karaoke — Here she is again with the lean.

karaoke — His over-the-top rokk antics even managed to bring a closeted 80s hair-metal groupie up out of her seat.

karaoke — Sooo good! (PS - Note the dribble mark on Liz's shirt).

karaoke — Normally, I'd edit these down - but that blonde girl made so many awesome faces it just wouldn't fair to not show you all of them.

karaoke — After our duet, Liz led the ladies in song.

karaoke — Something by Madonna. Borderline, maybe?

karaoke — By the look on my face, I'm guessing it was something with high notes.

karaoke — Seth called on the audience to help him sing his next diddy.

karaoke — Seth, do you remember what the hell we sang together?

karaoke — A bad name, indeed. Thanks for all the support ladies. You done made New Jersey proud.

karaoke — When you do the Jovi right, girls can't help but touch their boobies! Hot damn!

karaoke — Oh, you thought I was just being funny when I capitalized ROKK on the last page? Ninja, please! Check out Fatty bringing the pain (whilst fisting a king can of Sappora, no less).

karaoke — Fatty getting ready to ROKK the mic! Don't think this night is over! Oh, no! We're just getting started. Hunker on down in you seat there and get comfy and when you're ready, check out the rest of the night.

karaoke — Pass the mic around!

karaoke — When the Pool Bar was getting ready to close, Seth made the birthday executive decision that we head to some tiny, divey Japanese restaurant that has...what else...KARAOKE!

karaoke — Birthday warming the crowd up with some Stevie.

karaoke — Or at least it did until her friend decided to get in on it by rubbing his ass all over me.

karaoke — Quicly became a duet. Er, sort of. This girl didn't sing with me, however, she did lay writing on the stage while I sang and did all sorts of crazy floor dancing. It significantly enhanced my performance.

karaoke — A mere three nights later and Grant and I found ourselves back on Sid & Buddy's karaoke stage, this time down in the basement of Remote Lounge.

karaoke — I'm just a poor boy nobody love me. Good night.

karaoke — As closing time approached, Matt invited (the few) remaining people left in the bar to all come up on stage and sing the standard end of the evening finale: Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

karaoke — Then Grant sang something again. With all the shenanigans, I think we'd momentarily forgotten that there was karaoke to be sung!

karaoke — What started out as a solo performance...

karaoke — Then, out of the blue, Shane MacGowan (from The Pogues) showed up and sang karaoke!

karaoke — ...invite the three of us to share the stage with him.

karaoke — Yeah, when the ass worship photos start - you know things have totally spiraled out of control. In fact, after ass worship, only one stop remains on the embarrassing train of intoxication...

karaoke — This guy liked the fact that we were taking pictures of him so much that he actually interrupted his song to...

karaoke — Grant whipped the entire bar into a frenzy with a Bowie jam.

karaoke — Not one to be left out, Amber quickly followed suit with a bra flash. (Check out Matt all busted getting his pervy peep on).

karaoke — ...um, interesting pictures.

karaoke — I wasted no time and headed right for the stage. Grant manned my cam and managed to take some...

karaoke — Amber pays homage.

karaoke — Yaaaay, karaoke! Happy March everyone!

karaoke — Holy fucking shit, it's Dan.

karaoke — Sharkey Favorite, boy-ee. (Oh, and don't bother asking about the t-shirt girl on his site. He doesn't even know her.)

karaoke — On Monday night, I did something horrible - I cheated on Sid N' Buddy. That's right, I frequented another karaoke night! Noooo! Here's Amanda, of "shows her boobs" fame getting silly on the mic.

karaoke — Here's Seth doing Stevie proud on the mic.

karaoke — Jamie "Two-Prop" Kirkpatrick took everyone to Karaoke College when he played a solo on the Flacid Air Guitar with the Hulk Fist!

karaoke — Caitlin Krisco tearing up the karaoke mic. (Yo, this girl can sing).

karaoke — Jen cozies up to Buddy, er, I mean Slash for her trademark Sweet Child O' Mine.

karaoke — Uh-oh! Solo!

karaoke — Awwww, what's cuter than this? Reunited and it feels so good...

karaoke — You too, sweatheart. You deserve to temporarily bask in the wattage of Frank's karaoke glory.

karaoke — Take a bow!

karaoke — Not only did Frank steal Grant's funny lil' hat (Big guy in a leeeetle hat!), he even pulled up a lass from the crowd to help him on backing vocals.

karaoke — Anytime you're lucky enough to see Mr. Frank Picarazzi head for the karaoke stage, take a seat. You're in for a treat.

karaoke — And Grant couldn't help but snuggle up.

karaoke — Even Sarah got on the mic to pay a lil' welcome back homage.

karaoke — Grant's first solo song of the night (Maybe Superfreak? Maybe I Believe in a Thing Called Love?)

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