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April 04, 2003

Lizzie,Sarah and Grant.

April 04, 2003

*cough,* *sputter*

April 04, 2003

EarlyTimes inhibits rational behavior almost as well as it strips paint from cars.

April 04, 2003

The book party was off to a bit of a slow start so Grant, Emma and I went across the street to grab a quick bite to eat at Stingy Lulu's. (Oh, and ever since that night at the Hole, Grant's found that he really likes to kick the night off with a piping mug of "hot cock.")

April 04, 2003

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Stingy Lulu's has these cross-dressing lounge singers that jump all over the place and harrass the shit outta all the people trying to eat. But yo, check out her face - is that some scary Planet of the Apes shit or what?

April 04, 2003

Before heading over to Piano's for Karen's party - Grant, Erica, Tara and myself went over to AdultWorld to visit Gibby.

the april roundup

April, 2003

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In this pic I was trying to capture both Grant and Tara making faces of that twat in the white headband (you think the headband's bad, you should've seen how long his "fashion mullet" was in the back), but my camera went off too soon.

the april roundup

April, 2003

So after we leave, who do we see sitting on the sidewalk just a few feet from the broken door slumped against the building next to a pile of his own vomit? (Suddenly his little, matching denin Osh-Gosh-esque outfit seemed apropo). That's right, it's the evil door kicker! Regardless of the rough shape he was in, he was still a good enough sport to wipe the puke from his chin and coldlamp for this supremely awesome pic.

March 27, 2003

See this broken door? Remember the guy that tried to pry my mouth open? He got really drunk and rowdy and while I was in the bathroom peeing, I guess he thought it would be funny to start kicking the door. He got a little over-zealous (or maybe "freaked the fuck out" would be more accurate) and instead kicked the door completely off the hinges. That's right - I'm standing in the the 4'x4' bathroom peeing when suddenly the door explodes in pieces. (Thank god my dick was already out - otherwise I would've pissed my pants). So I zip up and come out screaming "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he just shrugged and looked embarrassed.

March 27, 2003

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Later in the evening this started getting out of hand. Grant finally managed to get Timmy back (er, sort of).

March 27, 2003

Turning around like 20 seconds later to find Grant hooking up with him. Hahahaha. *shudder*

March 27, 2003

BLAMO! We have full on tounge-in-mouth action (and I managed to get an even better shot of Timmy's overly-manicured, faux chin-line). And check out homeboy there smiling in the background. His enjoyment of the situation should've served as a forewarning...keep that guy in mind - he'll be back with a vengeance in a few...

Also, since Grant's been trying to play down this kiss like it wasn't a big deal (and brother, who can blame him?), I'd like to point something out: the flash on my camera takes approximately 20 seconds to recharge. Look at that first pic...think about my camera needing 20 whole seconds to recharge...then look at the second kiss. Got the willies yet?)

March 27, 2003

Eric and I totally set Grant up on this one: I waited with the camera ready and Eric pretending that he had to tell Grant something and then when Grant leaned in: BLAMO! (or at least that's the story that I'm supposed to tell if you know what I'm saying).

March 27, 2003

Timmy goes in for the kiss. And yo, check out that groomed neck-beard! Hotness!

March 27, 2003

...and we finally managed to blend in at The Hole. "Haaaaaay!"

March 27, 2003

G-Sto on the dancefloor getting some sweet "hot dog in the bun" action. All aboard the "ManTrain." Noice!

March 27, 2003

Remember Waldo? Here's a page from my forthcoming book Where's Gaydo? (You'll note that he's still doing "the Molly.")

March 27, 2003

Grant posing for the "Author Photo" that adorns his I Did It For Science column.

March 27, 2003

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He'd spent the last few weeks toning up at the gym to ensure maximum "twinkness."

March 27, 2003

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Remember that guy making faces at Grant in this photo at our Holiday Party? Well he's been identified! His name is Timmy and as soon as Grant met him he kept trying to get Timmy back by making funny faces behind his back, but Timmy kept catching him.

March 27, 2003

One night when we were out like two years ago, Grant busted out his impressoin of "Molly Ringwald in every 80's movie" dance-move and cracked us all up. But ever since then, everytime he tries to dance, he inadvertently ends up doing the same Molly Ringwald dance - it just happens and he can't seem to stop. For once, the total and complete gayness that said dance move conjures, worked in his favor. You go, girlfriend!

March 27, 2003

The Hole: 10pm. (Me, Grant and Eric).

March 27, 2003

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If I remember correctly, the girl in the red dress bent over and we got a peek at her, um, er, his, um...well, you know.

lucky cheng's karaoke

March 26, 2003

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Grant, Erica's friend, Blankety-blank, and Erica.

lucky cheng's karaoke

March 26, 2003

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Is there anything worse than getting so drunk that you can only incoherrently babble? Apparently, yes. It's when your friends pretend to engage you in conversation just so they can make fun of how drunk you are to the camera.

March 06, 2003

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Em & Lo giving Grizzle-my-Nizzle a hard time.

March 06, 2003

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Ok, these first few pics of Grant aren't from the party - but they are with celelbrities and this is as good a place as any to put them. Here's Grant with Gaz Coombes from Supergrass.

March 06, 2003

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Hahaha. Grant cold lamps with Mike Skinner (aka - The Streets).

March 06, 2003

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Grant and Mick Quinn (bass player from Supergrass).

March 06, 2003

Grant tries to get some stranger into the true DLR (that's David Lee Roth) spirit of things by doing a toe-touch jump in the beginning of his performance of Van Halen's "Panama."

March 04, 2003

Lo's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" sparked candles of adornment.

March 04, 2003

Josh, Grant, and Vin.

March 04, 2003

Grant with his new main lady, Erica.

March 04, 2003

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Grant gives up some love for Mary who did a great version of some ELO song I'd never heard.

March 04, 2003

After I was done, a few talentless hacks sang unmemorible crap before Grant got called up for Bowie's "Life on Mars" which he proceeded to render with such heartfelt authenthicity that it actually brought tears to our eyes.

March 04, 2003

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...Grant worked to channel the essence of his high-browed bass playing.

March 04, 2003

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In one of the most blantant acts of shameless sycophancy I've seen in a long while, Grant kicked off the night by singing "Lola" by The Kinks (Lola also being the name of the co-emcee of the evening).

March 04, 2003

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Grant, me, Emma.

March 04, 2003

He practically skipped the last verse so he could scamper over and collect a kiss from le nom de son amour.

March 04, 2003

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Erica, Grant and me.

tiffany's birthday

March 01, 2003

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Grant with Scott "Bizarro Dave" Weinstein.

tiffany's birthday

March 01, 2003

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So there's an ironing board resting on top of a 2 foot pile of snow and in the most obvious set-up ever (I mean, like one not even your slow, eight year old cousin would fall for), David goes to Grant, "Hey, I bet you can't surf on that ironing board." As soon as Grant stands on it, David pushes him into the snow.

random february pics

February, 2003

On Wednesday, Grant, Dave and I went to see Viola's band, Stasis (pronounced "Schtay-schis"), play at Don Hill's. Here's the G-man with the lovely Viola (pronouced "Vee-oh-la" not "Walla.")

January 18, 2003

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For those of you who don't live here, Crazy Pomodoro Guy is our loving nickname for a guy named Jack. He stands right outside our office on the corner of Broadway and Spring all day holding a sign that advertises Pomodoro Pizza. He fucking rules.

January 18, 2003

Saturday night Grant and I stayed in watching TV at my house until like 1am (losers) and then finally got our asses in gear to go meet Seth (who had just come down from Boston) and a bunch of other people at Antarctica. (L to R: Seth, Big Daddy, Grant [looking tres Billyburg in his gay-ass, cocked, camo hat] and me).

January 18, 2003

While Grant and Liz threw down some gangsigns (er, sort of. Look at their hands. Whose gang are you in? Stephen Hawking's?)

January 18, 2003

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Grant does yet another impression of Crazy Pomodoro Guy.

January 18, 2003

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Bwa-hahahaha! Here's Grant surreptitiously giving Alex the ol' "Get a Load of This Guy" face for the cam. (Bonus points to the guy over Grant's right shoulder laying down the double-ironic "Who does this guy think he is making fun of that other guy" face. Ha!)

January 16, 2003

Grant licks Lorelei's hair while I try to make the "I can't believe Alex made out with half of our interns" expression go away.

January 16, 2003

From L to R: Lorelie, Tookie, Alisa, Grant and me

January 16, 2003

Thumbs up from the boys!

January 16, 2003

Grant coldpimps with Tiff & Sunny-D who were in the hoodie and popped in.

January 16, 2003

I retaliated with this drawing that pretty much upset Grant for the rest of the night. ("I don't really look like that, do I? Dude! C'mon! Seriously, I don't look like that, right?")

January 11, 2003

And give the birthday girl a smooch.

January 11, 2003

Grant (pulling yet another Pomodoro Pizza Guy Face), Tiff, Sarah and me.

January 11, 2003

Stickers on your face?

January 11, 2003

Yeah, that's right - it's what all the cool kids are doing these days.

January 11, 2003

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Grant and Tiff.

January 11, 2003

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Grant and I headed over to their "Cookies N' Creme-themed" party at Suede. Here's Grant (pulling his Pomodoro Pizza Guy face) and myself with Bday girl, Sarah.