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And then Jen took here shirt off? (I don't even remember what was going on here. I was too busy praying that my batteries wouldn't die before things got more interesting).
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Bwa-ahahahaha. Drunk people in hammock = Disaster always.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Add a little Liz to tha mix and the next thing you know...
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Oh, snap. The Fatty getting his New Year's smooch on.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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Fatty and Jen were being all nawdy with each other.
new year's eve
December 31, 2003
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The Trouble Twins strike again.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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A cute drunk girl will only go unnoticed for so long before some enterprising young lad will sneak in there....
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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And then suddenly, the shots got the better of Leila and she started getting all fresh with Ed - tugging at his luggage and whatnot (The momentary look on confusion on Ed's face as he tried to figure out if she kidding around or not quickly turned to indifference as he realized "Hey, either way some cute chick's tugging at my carrot.") Then, just as Leila was about to give Ed some full-on mouth kissing, Chira shut things down with a strategically placed hand.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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As people started passing out all around us, we decided it was probalby best to pack it up and call it a night. We'd made it through the night without anyone even trying to pick a fight and figured it'd be best to quit while we were ahead.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Dani and the Fatty (who, by the looks of this photo, has had a few drinks).
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Here's Steve, Charlene, Chris, Dani, Grant and the Fatty out on near the dancefloor and visibly liquored up at this point.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Throwing down for the cam.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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The less photogenic he becomes. This one is definitely not J. Date material.
european vacation part 13: steak dinner.
October 27, 2003
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The thing is, the drunker he get and the more pictures he takes. . .
european vacation part 13: steak dinner.
October 27, 2003
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When Fatty has had a little too much too drink, he starts taking self portraits.
european vacation part 13: steak dinner.
October 27, 2003
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And concentrated on not puking all over the platform while I waited for the train. Oooof.
visiting sammy out in hoboken
September 27, 2003
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Grant wasted no time moving in with his nuts.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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That's right! It means it's time to play "FUCK WITH THE DRUNK GUY!" Emily kicked it off with a lil' boob showing.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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So Bellybutton Jewelry Girl went to the bathroom, and while she was gone, her boyfriend passed out...we all know what that means!!!
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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So it was around this time that we noticed these two (aka - "The Greatest Couple in the World."). He was completely shit-hammered; to the point where his head was all bobbing around like we was on a fucking wagonride on a cobblestone street. And she (as if her matching aqua skirt-outfit wasn't enough) had the biggest belly button jewelry thing I've ever seen. I mean look at that thing - it's like the J-Lo engagement ring of bellybuttons. Anyway, she was really drunk and kept heckling people in between songs, yelling that it was her turn already....we'll get back to these guys later.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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While we were standing around shooting the shit with Tracy, all of a sudden this girl busted out onto the dance floor with the strap from her giant "fashion purse" pulled over her face and just started freaking the fuck out. After watching her do her thing (maybe it was performance art?) for a few minutes, we decided it was time to head out.
the september roundup part one
September, 2003
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Shortly after, Viola and her crew took off (probably becaues the likes of us were getting let into the place). Grant ordered another steep G&T in preparation for the much more difficult task of trying the same lines on girls that he's never lived with.
pick up lines at the ford modeling party
August 13, 2003
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Me eating the ice cream I got at 7 Eleven. Look at my fucking wonky eyes! This was the drunkest I'd been in years. Oooof.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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When Frank started dancing on the bar, we knew it was time to head home.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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But we weren't ready to go home just yet...we stopped at 7Eleven to stock up on treats. Aw yeah, Bert.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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But man oh, man. My drunk-as-fuck face has got nothing on Fatty's drunk face. Check out his eyes! Hahahaha.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Then the bartender, Frank, Colin and Seth sang the theme song to "The Jeffersons" (movin' on up...) in four-part harmony.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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So somewhere around this time, I started spitting on my friends. Well, more like spitting on my hand and throwing it at them. I don't know, it seemed funny at the time. Needless to say, people weren't happy with me. After realizing that I'd been an asshole, I apologized and Seth opened his arms for a hug. Little did I know, it was a set up: while I was hugging Seth, Grant snuck up behind me and poured his beer down my shirt (while Fatty, privy to the plan, waited in the wings with the camera. Bastards).
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Seth was kind enough to offer me a sip of his water as a chaser. Only after a I swallowed did I realize his "water" was actually a glass of vodka with just a little bit of ice. A real prince among men, I tell ya.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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...put them down. Hoo-ah. *Blech* *Gurgle* *Sputter* Check out Jagermeister suddenly transforming me into Dobby from Harry Potter. Jesus.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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We headed out to some restaurant on the water of dinner and some drinks. Yay, drinks!
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Tavis holds back an increasingly beligerent Special Sos in the elevator on the way up to the pool. Hahaha.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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The roof pool was closed, and not even the smoothest of negotiations from the ladies ("What if we swim naked...and we let you watch?") could convince the staff up there otherwise. So we headed back down to my room, for more drinking...
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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...and an acrobatics show.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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What sums up how the world feels about boner-guy better than my man's face in the yellow shirt? Exactly. (By the way, check out his fucking shiny, tinfoil-looking shirt. A-hole.)
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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We sang some songs and Jen got really drunk. I mean, really, really drunk. Check out that expression! (Holy best pic ever, right?)
the june roundup
June, 2003
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...who were clearly wasted outta their tits already when we showed up.
emily visits nyc
May 29, 2003
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Ummm....yeah.
emily visits nyc
May 29, 2003
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Jack Wright finds himself on the business end of two-girl head-scratch.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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...complete with shirtless-man action! (Now that's a par-tay!)
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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Making new friends through the universal language of music.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Back at the party Emma started tying one on...
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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EarlyTimes inhibits rational behavior almost as well as it strips paint from cars.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Is there anything worse than getting so drunk that you can only incoherrently babble? Apparently, yes. It's when your friends pretend to engage you in conversation just so they can make fun of how drunk you are to the camera.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Check out Josh pulling the best "drunk grumpy face" since he passed out standing up against a wall while waiting in line for the bathroom this past Halloween.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Tiff and yet another C&V. Ooomph.
tiffany's birthday
March 01, 2003
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Tiff was ploughing through cranberry & vodkas like nobody's bidness.
tiffany's birthday
March 01, 2003
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Here's Alex being propped up on the dancefloor Weekend At Bernie's style. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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So a few minutes after Alex made out with Noah, we noticed him hanging around Lisa - yet another intern. *gasp*
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Bwa-hahahaha! Here's Grant surreptitiously giving Alex the ol' "Get a Load of This Guy" face for the cam. (Bonus points to the guy over Grant's right shoulder laying down the double-ironic "Who does this guy think he is making fun of that other guy" face. Ha!)
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Well, the titty grab not only awoke Alex, apparently it also excited him. Uh-oh!
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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And then the next thing you know he's quasi-passed out (check out the open mouth - noice!) on Nerve intern Noa, who tried to resuscitate him with a firm grab of his titty.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Tah-tah-toasted!
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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And then the next thing you know...*BWA-HA-HA!* Alex M: Makeout Bandit!
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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Oh yeah! Action shot!
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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03.17.03 Update: I had to remove Alex's last name off the page because, just as I predicted, some of our clients started Googling his name and when this very page came up as the first result in that search, they were, in Alex's words "not overly impressed by what they found." Hehehe.

This is Alex. Alex is normally a pretty quiet guy - throw a few drinks into the mix (ok, in Alex's defense the bar was handing out four-finger deep tumbler glasses filled with straight vodka) and the next thing you know he's throwing down Jodeci faces for the cam.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003