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doppleganger + bizarro me

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doppleganger + bizarro me — As long time readers of this site know, I have a ton of bizarro-lookalikes: but the one that cracks my friends up the most, is the fact that I look quite a bit like Ellen DeGeneres. I was watching her comedy special and paused and thought I'd captured quite a likeness so I took this pic to immortalize it. Hahah.

doppleganger + bizarro me — And look, another bizarro me! Er, bizarra me?

doppleganger + bizarro me — Here's me posing with a late entry to the "Bizarro Me Lookalike Contest" (a friend of Sarah's) after my first brunch back in NYC after 10 days in Aruba.

doppleganger + bizarro me — So this is a picture of the now defunct British band, Kula Shakur. People in the past had told me that I looked a lot like their singer, Crispian Mills (the guy in the left in the pic). Anyway, an hour and a half into the afterparty, this really drunk short guy stumbles up to me and in a super thick Essex accent is like "Oi! Crispian! 'Ow the fuck you behn, mate?" So I very politely told him "I think you've got me mixed up with somebody else." Upon hearing my American accent, which he thought I was feigning he laughed and told me "Ha! That's a fucking great accent. Really great. So seriously, how've you been?" At this point, Charlene came over and told him that I wasn't who he thought I was. He got all embarrassed and walked off really quickly. After he left, Charlene was like "Do you know who that was?"

doppleganger + bizarro me — ...and his friend Johann (who you might recognize from the Bizarro Me entry). I was so glad to finally meet this guy. For the last year or so, not a month would pass without someone walking up to me in a dimly lit bar and thinking I was this guy.

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This pic was sent in by a girl who reads my site. The resemblance isn't uncanny, but I can definitely see it.

September, 2003

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Bingo! Hahahahaha.

September, 2003

ellen degeneres ↗+

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The first is Billy Zabka. You know, the guy who played Sweep the Leg Johnny in the Karate Kid (as well as the bad guy in like 20 other eighties movies including "Just One of the Guys" and "Back to School."

And the other celebrity people always tell me I look just like is....

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(c'mon, just a little bit more)

September, 2003

sweep the leg johnny ↗+

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And let's not forget about the bizarro gay version of me that I met at The Hole (back in one of the best diary entries ever).

September, 2003

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timmy ↗+

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So a few weeks later, a different girl writes me an email and tells me that she was had been out in New York City with her friend a few weeks earlier and he was approached by two people that told him they loved his website. He was like "Um, I don't have a website." So they told him about my site and that he should check it out because of the uncanny resemblance. So she checked out my site, got my email and sent me these of pics of him. Scary.

September, 2003

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This one's even creepier. This guy looks my lovechild with Clay Aiken (Not like that could never happen - everyone knows Clay's straight).

September, 2003

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Anyone else out there look like us? Please send me an email (preferably with photos!).

September, 2003

ellen degeneres ↗+

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And here's the elusive Johann. People have been mistaken me around NYC for this guy for months. I finally got introduced to him by a mutual friend and managed to get this pic.

September, 2003

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doppleganger + bizarro me — Cah-cah-creepy, right? Do you know what's creepier?

doppleganger + bizarro me — Oh, and did i mention that I apparently have a gay, bizzaro twin? Check him out.