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a thing in 19 photos in 2004

brained

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grant12
!best5
!point3
susan3
!close up2
!drunk2
ed2
!excited2
fatty2
!passed out2
!sparks tongue2
!strangers2
amy k1
!asleep1
!beach1
!coney island1
frank1
!hat1
james iha1
!marshmallow1

brained — Amy made the mistake of saying "I'm like the only one of your friends that isn't on your website with your nutsack all in my face."

brained — After a few beers, Karen made the mistake of turning to Dave and saying "You know, I think you're the only one of Brian's friends whose balls haven't been placed in uncomfortably close proximity to my face for a photo." (For any of you newcomers see here) and here

brained — Oh, and to put our nuts in Chef's passed out face.

brained — And here's the re-enactment of Karen's birthday complete with Susan playing a traumatized onlooker. Let's get a closer look at this pic, shall we?

brained — ...his balls for a change! Hahahah. Here's the co-operative happy version.

brained — Oh my god. Sofa King funny. This pic actually gives the original a run for its money.

brained — And then, just because he was there, Grant decided he wanted a photo of James Iha and his nuts together. Oh, the indignities of post-celebrity. Sorry, James.

brained — FLYING BRAIN!

brained — ...his nutsack! Wooo! Let's hear it for the return of Wally Weirdnuts!

brained — Here's my revision of the piece that Rolling Stone ran about Sparks. Check out the new headline. I think I just may have missed my true calling as a copywriter.

brained — Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus. The orange tongue says it all.

brained — When I realized that Greg was pretty much oblivious, I went in for a much more brazen brain (I think my nuts might actually be touching his ear here).

brained — Greg the Boyfriend was wiggity wasted out of his tiny mind and when he finally took a break from trying to grope all the girls, I popped out my nizzuts and went in for the brain. Here's my subtle first attempt.

brained — Yeah, I know you wanted a close up. How funny is Grant's face?

brained — Bah-bah-brained!

brained — I made the mistake of falling asleep and got royally brained by Grant (who gets extra points for braining me while also "showing stem." Steep.)

brained — I tricked Grant into posing with the bag of marshmallows while Fatty snuck up behind and executed a flawless (and hairless!) braining. Hahahah.

brained — Hoooo boy. Well, here's where things start to get out of hand. Out of the blue, Grant charged the stage and brained an unsuspecting Matt.

brained — ...Bingo! ("Sure I'll help you move, Frank. It's going to you cost you a picture with my ballsack, though.")

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