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Goodnight, Asian Porno Lady! Thanks for all the porno! And thanks for letting me lick your tiny, copper penis!
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March, 2006
asian porno lady
I ended up purchasing two copies of Juicy Wet Asses.
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March, 2006
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Eventually, the bartender even came over to check out what other titles APL had in stock. Hahah.
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March, 2006
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I grabbed a stack of her wares and started going through them, reading each title out loud. (I love the fact that she's cracking up in this photo).
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March, 2006
asian porno lady
On Friday night I was back at Odessa and look who rolled in around 2am! That's right, it's ASIAN PORNO LADY!
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March, 2006
asian porno lady
What? You think I'm making this up? Here's me checking out some of APL's fine wares.
the march roundup
March, 2006
asian porno lady
That's right! It's ASIAN PORNO LADY! (For any readers who may be new, Asian Porno Lady is an Asian lady (duh!) who goes into East Village bars in the wee hours of the night with a little push cart that contains packs of cheap smokes and hundreds of bootlegged porno DVDs. She announces her arrival by subtly yelling out in a thick Chinese accent: "Smokes! Porno! Cigarettes! Asian Pooooooooor-no!").
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March, 2006