I was walking out, she was walking in! Look who I ran into on the way home! If you need a pack of smokes, a toy with blinking lights or a DVD with either variety of a person having sex with a horse ("You want man fuck horse or horse fuck man?") THIS is your lady! (I've been running into her on the mean, late-night streets of NYC since 2005!)
And there was even a surprise pop-in visitor: ASIAN PORNO LADY! Asian Porno Lady roams the East Village in the wee hours of the night pushing along a little cart stocked up with cheap smokes and illegally-copied DVD porn! She's the best!
That's right! It's ASIAN PORNO LADY! (For any readers who may be new, Asian Porno Lady is an Asian lady (duh!) who goes into East Village bars in the wee hours of the night with a little push cart that contains packs of cheap smokes and hundreds of bootlegged porno DVDs. She announces her arrival by subtly yelling out in a thick Chinese accent: "Smokes! Porno! Cigarettes! Asian Pooooooooor-no!").
So it's right after Christmas, and I'd just gotten back in town and after getting settled in, I decided to head out late at night and say hi to some friends. I got to the Darkroom around 3am and right after I'd arrived, look who shows up? Asian Porno Lady! I called her over and asked her to show me some of her "racier" titles. As I was going through the stack of various pirated titles, I came across this one, entitled "The Horse Fucker", and knew she'd just found a new customer. Cha-ching!
...Asian Porno Lady! (If you live in the East Village, you definitely know this woman! She goes into bars late at night with a pullcart filled with packs of smokes and pirated-pornography on DVD! When she comes into a bar she announces "Smokes! Smokes! Cigarettes! Porno! Asiiiiiiiiiian Porno!" (More on her later on in this entry!)
