i keep a diary: brian battjer, jr.

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 - By popular request, here are some pics of Fatty playing bass in the wedding band AT HIS OWN WEDDING!

It was really sweet because after every song, Fatty would try to give up the bass to someone else and Marina kept being like "No, keep playing!" and then she'd stand there right in front of the band on the edge of the dance floor so that she could be with her man while he kept on playing.

And also so that she'd have a front row seat for when Fatty invariably busted out some of his old school metal moves (stolen right outta Whitesnake's music video playbook). Haha.

One new entry down below! Hope it brings back some fond memories of yesteryear (aka 2007!). (previous intros)

Monday, June 1st, 2009 - Hi! Happy Monday! Sorry for the lack of updates lately. Summer's been really busy and I haven't gotten much of a chance to work on the site.

I'm also afraid that I have some bad news to report. Or at least bad news for all the ladies out there that have expressed interest in the hunka-hunka burning man love that is David "The Fatty" Fateman...

...that's right ladies, he's officially taken! A whole bunch of us rented a big ol' minivan and spent the weekend about an hour upstate to watch the Fatty get hitched to his lovely new bride, Marina!

The wedding was pretty much the most fun I've ever had at a wedding. Sooooo much fun. And since we all know that you won't be seeing all of the wedding pics I took for oh, at least another year or two, here are a couple of my faves to hold you over until then!

Yay! After years and years of enduring an endless parade of hopeful, would-be-Mrs-Fattys, here's the lucky winner. Look how happy they are together!

Instead of a wedding cake, Fatty and Marina decided on cupcakes! Here they are doing the whole ceremonial "cutting of the CUPCAKE."

Fatty feeding Marina (who is strategically blocking her mouth with her hand so she'd be ready to thwart any attempts Dave might make to smash the cupcake into her face).

Marina feeding Fatty! Marina started to shove the cupcake at Fatty but he just opened up his yob and swallowed the whole thing like NBD.

Congrats, Fatty & Marina! Here's wishing you guys an awesome life together! More entries soon! Hope you're having a happy summer! (previous intros)

Sunday, May 17th, 2009 - Hi! Two new entries down below! I'm going to keep working away at some new ones and before you know it, I'll be posting photos from 2008! Ha! (previous intros)