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!wtf×!birthday×

wtf + birthday
On my 40th birthday, I woke up to the best gift I could ask for: A text from my mother, who is learning how to text. This means that I receive excellent (and cryptic!) texts like:

"HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!
wow, still cannot believe
it...
you and Curtis Jackson
50 cents share the date

talk to you later...

XOX

" I read this outloud and it makes me laugh every single time. Who knew my mom was such a fan?
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What the birthday girls wants, she gets! This is an interesting look, for sure; but I think I'll stick with the ones I've got. Happy birthday, Astra!
wtf + birthday
They also require men and women to wear uniforms while at the spa! The women's uniforms are orange and pink.
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And with the spankings out of the way it was time for birthday cake woooo!