This is the only photo from our trip to SCANDALS (which was anything but scandalous). It was the first time our friend Russ had ever been to a strip club and my absolute favorite part of the night was watching him try to understand it.
He was standing next to me at the edge of the stage and girls kept coming by, dancing in front of him for a few seconds and then looking annoyed and walking away. So I explained to Russ that were annoyed because they expected a tip. The next time a girl came around, Russ held out a dollar bill and the girl swooped over and used her boobs to snatch it out of Russ' hands. He looked over at me bewildered and said "It's like feeding bread to seagulls." Hahahahaha.