Fatty always has girlfriends that last about 4-6 weeks each. If we get to meet them at all, it's usually just in passing and only serves so that we can think up a nickname for them that we can later use to distinguish them from the others when he inevitably breaks up and wants to talk about them. Here he is with a girl that we dubbed either "Sparkleboots" or "Gee-Ritty" (I'm not even sure which one!). Any hot ladies out there in the NYC area that think they can tame the hunk-a-hunk of burning Fatty, email me and I'll hook it up, yo. (Sorry, ladies! As of the summer of 2008, The Fatty is engaged and off the market!)
