When the judges were finished tallying, our team (formally named BABY-FIST BALLS, btw) racked up an impressive 590 points! But alas, we didn't even place in the top 3. Competition was STEEP!
We even managed to convince these four strangers to come to Clem's with us so that we could get credit for one last item on the list: "Bring someone you don't know with you to clem's at 6:30." 25 POINTS!
I took the subway out to Williamsburg and met up with Amanda and Scott. We met up with everyone else at McCarren park. After teams were formed and the rules explained, each team received two-sided sheets of paper detailing the list of things to be scavenged! The list was divided into 3 categories: Mandatory Things, Things to Collect, and Things to Take Photos of.
Then, within each category was a tiered-points system. In order to get the most points, each team would have to formulate a strategy for how to best maximize your points over the allotted FOUR HOURS! For your enjoyment, here's a transcription:
MANDATORIES
Before 5pm - photo of team member doing a "patriot" at Clem's
5pm - McCarren Park Event - at least one team member meet to compete for points.
6:30pm - all team members must meet for judging at Clem's NO LATER THAN 6:30 or disqualified!
THINGS TO COLLECT
5 points
one plantain
one pierogi
something gay
something boasting brooklyn's greatness
something free
coke baggie
apt ad for over $2000
PBR can
something that says Andrew or Chunks
something polish
something italian
something jewish
something hipster
10 points
tanning salon price list
ticket number (for service)
something that says "save domino"
something john travolta or saturday night fever related
horoscope from april 4
15 metrocards
fabric swatch
something in hebrew
15 points
any suicide girl type porn
apt ad for under $1000 (not roomate / not room for rent)
employment applicatoin for a polish-run restaurant business
item from peter lugar's
white castle wrapper
an electroclash CD
photo of Ryan Reynolds
photobooth photo of ALL team members (+5 for each extra random person in photo)
25 points
bring someone you don't know with you to clem's at 6:30
This girl (whose name I don't remember - sorry!) joined our team and we immediately started racking up points: "Team member walking someone else's dog" 10 POINTS!