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a person in 30 photos in 2003

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Me, Ross, Marianna and someone I don't know! (doh.)
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Soooooo good.
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December 19, 2003
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Jordana, Ross and Britney.
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December 19, 2003
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"You're a jew!"
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December 19, 2003
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Ok, ok - not Britney Spears, but a really good Britney Spears lookalike.
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December 19, 2003
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Hahahaha. He looks like he's doing the "Happy Snoopy" dance.
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December 19, 2003
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Hahaha. Ross telling wifey to beat it (*Bonus points to Jordana for pulling the "You're in trouble" face that eventually inspired Dashiell's infamous "Whatchoo talking 'bout, Willis?" look
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December 19, 2003
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Ross has a Philip Roth-esque crush on everyone's favorite pop shiksa, so Jord thought it would be funny to have Britney come perform a lil' birthday dance for the birthday man.
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December 19, 2003
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Check that mug out - he's like Paul Fifer and Kevin Arnold rolled into one (while Grant's busy working hard to look like the fourth friggin Bee Gee).
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December 19, 2003
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Jordana even went as far as to take all these great pictures of Ross as a young whipper snapper and have them blown up! Ross the Soccer Star.
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December 19, 2003
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And then, fearing he didn't look "surprised enough" in the above photo, he posed for this "I'm REALLY surprised" photo.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Steve, Ross and Ameen.
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December 19, 2003
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Saturday night we all snuckity snuck over to Frank Wyle's (Jordana's grandfather) house in Brentwood for Ross Martin's 30th Birthday Surprise Party! Here's Ross reaction when he walked into the house to find fifty people!
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December 19, 2003
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Aw, yeah. Drum corp lemme hear you. (ps - nice hat).
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December 19, 2003
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And then it was time to open presents! Here's Ross showing off his Juicy Couture Hanukah sweats. Mazel Tov!
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December 19, 2003
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We got to Ross & Jord's just in time to have a lovely Hanukah dinner with Ross' parents.
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December 19, 2003
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After food, Ross screened the most recent cut of Grant's TV pilot, "Granted."
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December 19, 2003
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Ross and Jord.
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December 19, 2003
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Here's Ross completely bewildered by the magic of his MAGIC WALLET.
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December 19, 2003
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After brunch, Grant and I met up with Pappa Ross and took Dash for a stroll down the the boardwalk at Santa Monica (I think).
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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After the museum, I drove back to VH1's production offices to meet up with Ross, Grant and Charlene. Grant had been up at Jordana & Ross' ranch house in northern California working on a book and Charlene was out from London visiting him. He had to come back down to do some voice-over work for his pilot.
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December 10, 2003
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Fast forward fourteen months and little baby Dashielle's all growed up! Have you ever seen a fucking cuter kid in your life? Seriously? Here proud Papa Ross as Dash gives his now famous Arnold-esque "whatchoo talking about, Willis" sideways glare.
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December 10, 2003
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From the airport I headed right to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley. I had a wonderful dinner and then after a few hours of catching up, we all went to bed.
trip to cali part 1: nyc to la
December 10, 2003
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Hahahaha. Cutest. Kid. Ever.
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December 10, 2003
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After bidding farewell to Dash and Jord, Ross took me to VH1's production offices to show me the television pilot (that he created and exec produced) starring none other than...
trip to cali part 1: nyc to la
December 10, 2003
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Here's the side by side comparison: The real Ross Martin's on the left and the Ogrified Ross Martin is on the right. If you squint a little, you almost can't tell who's who! Hahahah.
european vacation part 6: sightseeing with the stoddards .
October 23, 2003
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...a huge Cretan man that looked like a bizarro "Ogre Version" of our good friend Ross Martin. Not willing to let him escape undocumented, we dispatched Chris (who speaks fluent Greek) to tell the giant Ross-Ogre (R'ogre, if you will) that he looked just like a friend of ours and would he mind posing for a picture. There was an uncomfortably long pause as he pondered our request (which I spent fearing he was about to crush all of our heads like grapes) but instead he gave a polite nod and posed for this fantastic pic.
european vacation part 6: sightseeing with the stoddards .
October 23, 2003
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Here's Jord & Ross with their rad son Dashiell (who you may remember from way back when when he was real little!).
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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Ross, me and Kate.
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July 24, 2003
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After a tour of their killer house...
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003