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I bet Zoe really regrets that she didn't abide by our spur of the moment "NO SHIRTS IN THE BAR AFTER 3:55am" party-policy.
rosemarys greenpoint tavern + me
You think after getting so drunk on "big beers" that I french-kissed a senior citizen on my birthday back in 2003, I would've learned my lesson. But, NOPE!
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Hahahaha.
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After warming up the front, Mommy moved the party around back. Damn!
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...only because this photo is the greatest. Look at who's large and in charge at the back of the caboose. Frances in the muthafucking hizzouse, you know what I'm sayin?
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So I'm all out on the dance floor cutting some rug and suddenly I notice the dancefloor part like the Red Sea and this sauc,y little minx saunters her way over to me and says, "Say-hey motherfucker, we gonna dance or what?"
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Turns out, this spectacular heine belonged to (dreamgirl) Heidi.
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Yo, so what's a white boy to do? Motherfucking dance, that's what.
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Check out my hand on her bald, little head as I shake it down! This is probably the second greatest photo on my website...