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Karen and her wah-wiggity wasted friend. Hahahah.
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Me and Sarah.
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But hey, when it comes to getting girls dressed in naughty outfits more free drinks, sometime you gotta do what you gotta do. Meanwhile, on the other side of the dancefloor...
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Amber (looking like a Disney character again, except this time: not so cute) and Kat.
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Amber (this time just looking like hot-ass normal self) and me.
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Aya and Vin.
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I went to pee and found somebody passed out on the toilet! Just like a real high school prom!
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See? (Well, ok - I said almost).
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I found Dennis and Audrey cannoodling in the corner.
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Cat ended up getting so hot that Meredith had to augment her lil' dress with some reflective heat shielding.
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Dennis took out a pin and we set out to see if my fancy camera was fast enough to capture a balloon being popped.
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More scandalous make out! *Gasp!*
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... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it.
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Yawning on the dancefloor? Party foul!
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Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies...
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Shocking, really.
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Prom dance floor make out!
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Geordon (looking like a fucking SmoothTwinks centerfold) and me.
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Fyuko, Vin and Aya.
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Meanwhile, over in the DJ booth...
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Yeeeessss! Guh-reat Success!
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Gay boy kissing a girl! Gay boy kissing a girl!
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...Leigh was attacking Geordon.
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Sweet Jesus.
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Christian took his shirt off for a quick second, but that was just too much. I mean let's try to keep a modicum of decency, right?
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Oh, did I forget to mention the see-through back?
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...dropped his drawers to reveal a pair of white, meshy ladies panties! Sarah knows: Panties are No. 1!
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Greg and Geordon.
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Hey look, it's the girl from Joanna's website with the big boobs that I totally have a crush on!
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Crowd shot.
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Er, I mean play some CDs.
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Susan manned the turntables to spin some records.
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Sarah, Dan and Karen.
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Ryan doing his little "jig."
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Michael, Greg TB and Karen.
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Afterwards, we headed over to Misshapes. Here's Susan and Counter.
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Here's Gianguido (yep, that's really his name!) making friends with a lovely lady from London that he met.
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And then late night headed over to the basement at Lit to find a full-on dance party in effect.
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Remember how Fatty and I played frisbee in the park on Sunday? Well, we ended up befriending two Italians that were visiting from Milan. They'd been in town for a few weeks, but were staying in Astoria and told us that they'd been disappointed with the NYC nightlife they'd seen. I gave them my cell number and assured them I'd take them out and show them a good time. So on Monday night we met up and I took them on the rounds. We started off with a few drinks at the Fish.
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...a bday barbeque thrown by the MisShapes kids at Gregg's apartment. Here's Gregg, Leigh (aka - The Tinny) and Geordan.
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Awwww, who's my little honey bunny?
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Shhhh! Don't tell.
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Leigh and Geordon.
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Rump shaking.
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And by the time I got a second shot off, Sarah's hair was soaked and she'd plugged up the flow with her thumb to avoid smelling malty the rest of the evening.
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Sarah attempting to recreate my favorite photo of her ever. My camera went off early so I only managed to capture a little dripple peeking out of the bottle.
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More blurry artsy dancefloor action.
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Geordon playing grab-ass.
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Leeeetle Leigh.
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Dennis slipping Audrey a little "hot dog in the bun" action on the dance floor.
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Greg K (seen here with Sheal eyeliner).
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Greg and Sarah.
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Dennis getting smoochy with Audrey.
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Sarah was looking so juggalicious I just couldn't help myself. DISCLAIMER: For the benefith of certain potential readers (Umm, namely Sarah's overprotective brother) I'd like to point out that my mouth isn't actually on Sarah's boobies - it's just an optical illusion - honest!
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...MisShapes. Woo.
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Sarah looking like she just stepped out of a salon.
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Paul and Sarah.
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Caitlin and Vin.
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Greg, Sarah and Andy.
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In the end, I decided that I'd come see them at Pianos in a few days and re-shoot them there with a lens that works better in the dark.
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And without a flash, the pics were just too blurry.
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Leigh.
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Yay, danceparty!
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See? All part of that "master plan" I've been talking about.
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I took a few pics of Geordon and Leigh in action, but I'd forgotten my faster lens and wasn't crazy about how the pics looked with the flash.
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Geordon.
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Karen and Bridget commiserated over my loss.
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I left the party solo and headed back into Manhattan to check out Misshapes.
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No use crying over spilled beer. Especially when it can be fixed with a smooch.
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And almost managed to capture Karen and Leigh.
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Despite probably being the oldest people there by, say, oh, I don't know...eight years, we still managed to outlast all those little fuckers.
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Leigh's boobalicious dress.
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The packed dance floor upstairs.
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Scott, Susan and Leigh.
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I don't know these people, I just wanted a picture of the boy wearing a hat with one of those mesh veils.
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The dance floor: 2:45am.
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Saturday night I met up with Vin and Mandy and after hanging out in Lit's sketch basement, we decided to head over and check out Misshapes.
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Wooo! Discolight dancing upstairs.
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Eva and me. Her hair is redder than my shirt.
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So we were dancing at Misshapes and all of sudden I see this girl on the dancefloor that I recognize, but can't place. And then it hits me, she was the crazy drunk girl that Vin was chatting up some random night over two years ago at Pioneer Bar. She graciously posed for a reunion photo. Aw.
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Bday Vin and Sar. That's it! Happy Birthday, Vin!
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Vin started busting out moves in his la-la-leather jacket which practically...
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Vin and his main lady Aya.
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Crowd shot.
vin's 28th birthday
April 24, 2004
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After the group had convened at Motor City, we all headed westward to check out Misshapes.
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Right when she got towards the end of the beer, she started pouring the remainder in her mouth. I have no idea how Uncle Grambo (in town visiting from Detroit) managed to keep a straight face.
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Leigh and Scott.
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Lookee here, it's Greg K and little Leigh. Sitting there all cute, totally oblivious to my master plan to make out with her. Well, the wheels are in motion baby, just you wait and see.
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(A Camel-faced looking) Me and Geordan.
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Lesbians are as magical as unicorns because if you're a straight boy you're totally allowed to play with their titties and it's A-OK.
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"Holy shit Amber, is she ringing your titty like it's a doorbell?"
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Vin.
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Ding-dong! Nipple doorbell!
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After returning home and doing an hour of jumping jacks to ensure I'd exorcised the majority of my spicy thai burps, I met up with Vinay and we headed over to Misshapes.
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See? Moves being busted.
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I used to never go out on Saturday nights but the Misshapes party is always fun. It's pretty much only kids that are there to dance and have fun instead of just standing in the shadowy corners and acting sulky. Ok, actually there's a lot of that too, but at least it's occasionally punctuated with a move being busted.
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Sure he might wear blue socks, but that doesn't mean that he won't dance you right off the floor until your standing there watch him do his thang with tears in your eyes because you know that the girl you had a crush on in the purple skirt is totally going to end up playing with his ding dong before the night is over.
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But hey, he's friends with Natalka, so he's good in my book.
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The night wore on and the place started to clear out, but we all kept on dancing. I thought I was being all sneaky trying to capture picture of Vin "in action" practically by himself on the dance floor.
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After M Bar, we bid Bev and Jessica goodbye and headed over to Misshapes to shake our bums.