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And this one's even better! Leigh opened her mouth again to pretend that she was going to eat Piper's head and Piper put her tiny little puppy-paws right in Leigh's mouth. (Go ahead and say "Awwwww!" out loud. You know you want to).
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Hahahahaha. When I'm having a bad day, this is the go-to photo to cheer me up.
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David and Kim met us there and we danced up a storm.
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While we were all standing outside playing with Piper, I noticed that there was a really, really drunk girl sitting up against the building and teetering back and forth. Sensing something magical was about to happen, I made sure to keep my finger on the shutter button. Sure enough, a few minutes later....wait for it....wait for it....
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Big guuuuuuuy with a little dooooooooog.
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Here's Misshapes photographer Scott Merriam giving me his best "Misshapes face." Hahah.
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...BAAAAAAAAARF! I managed to catch the impact but was a few seconds too late to catch the actual vom-stream coming out of her mouth. (I guess I'm slipping!).
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Then Leigh came out to say hi to Piper and kept saying "You're head is so cute and tiny I want to bite it off!" (Look at Piper's expression all like "Yo! WTF?").
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Leigh.
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And Meredith. Hahaha.
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Later that night we all went to Misshapes. I didn't even dance. I just hung out in the backroom, got krunked on free vodka (woooo!) and somehow took pictures of a bunch of people wearing the same creepy, ShirleyTemple-esque wig. Here's Josh.
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Sarah does the cake-feeding honors.
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And here's a little bit on your nose for good luck!
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Oh, and a quick birthday titty squeeze, also, er, for good luck. Hahaha.
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Later that night I went to Misshapes to wish little Miss Leigh Lezark a very happy 21st birthday!
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Awwww! Who's a lil' birthday princess?
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Afterwards, we all hit the dance floor and Sarah kicked out the birthday jams!
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And in our hair. (You love my pretty hair bow made of tape!)
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...head to Misshapes, which was also way too loud and crowded. So we went back into the secret room in the back and pretty much found everyone else we know hiding back there too. Somehow a roll of electrical tape ended up becoming the entertainment for the night. Leigh-man Chu.
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No one knows how to "fashion up" a wrist-brace quite like lil' miss Leigh Lezark. Hahah.
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Later that night I met up with Karen and Sarah and we went to Misshapes. (Hey Sarah, I know you love My Chem and all, but really?) Hahahahah.
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Looks like someone's been a very, very naughty pageant girl. Haha. (Believe it or not, that wig is pretty much Leigh's natural color!)
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Look who I found (literally) hiding out in the back!
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Late, late that night I went over to Misshapes and Ellen introduced me to her (equally genetically blessed) little brother! (See dude? I told you I'd eventually get your pic on the web! It only took me, what, almost two years?)
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...our phony dry-hump on.
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On Saturday I went to Misshapes. I didn't bring my camera. Thankfully, someone else was kind enough to snap these pictures of Sheal and I getting...
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It's that new move called "the mop."
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People dancin.
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Ian and Heidi were dirty dancing and it turned into....
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...the hunter...
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After the show we headed to Misshapes to celebrate Heidi's bday.
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...becomes THE HUNTED!
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Sometimes...
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...a panty show! Woooooo!
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Mer and Eric George.
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Meredith and two girls! And we also happened to find...
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Thomas and Audrey.
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Hahahaha. Best sheepish expression ever.
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...taking a very surprised passed-out man with them!
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She and her friend wanted to pose for funny pictures with him, but when her friend leaned in for the pic, she slipped and the two of them ended up falling backwards and...
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...with this NYC Subway map that someone conveniently had in their bag.
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Hahaha.
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Heidi and David looked on in amusement while carefully guarding a different passed out person that they didn't want us to start fucking with. Hahah.
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I was pretty impressed with the tampon under the necklace, which left me totally unprepared for...
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...someone sliding a fucking Bud Light bottle under there! Oh, the shame! We'd better hide you from further embarassement...
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...a brand new candidate for DRUNK GUY JENGA! Hahahaha.
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And Niki!
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Downstairs in the backroom I found Ellen and her two friends!
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And the stakes got higher when some slipped a tampon underneath the necklace he was wearing.
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Ellen followed up with some paper.
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A happy little sailor's cap! Yay!
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Josh on the decks.
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Wonky Eye! Wonky Eye!
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Sarah and Michael (who you may not have recognized w/o his moustache).
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Sarah and Eric George!
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That Guy and Josh.
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Eva and Ryan (whose new band I saw last week and they fucking rock).
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Owie.
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Take Two. Hahaha.
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Marjorie and Carol.
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Simian and Jenny.
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After J's party, I headed over to Misshapes 1.0. Sarah and a girl who's name I don't remember. (I just tried looking at her nameplate necklace in the hi-res version of her photo and I think it says Marya? So I'm either wrong, or I'm right and she just has a weird name).
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Hey Sarah, remember when we used to stay out late?
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Hey, remember the "vip room" at Old Misshapes? Hahahah. I knocked and was met with a shuck of black hair.
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The Tins was back there and everyone was oohing and ahhing about Leigh being in...
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...well, you all know what it means. Wakey, wakey! Welcome to Misshapes!
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Fatty even showed up trashed out of his mind with a bunch of his co-workers! One of them passed out on the infamous couch in the back. (The site of 2004's infamous "Drunk Guy Jenga") And despite her being one of Fatty's co-workers, rules are rules. If you pass out in public, it probably means that...
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Marjorie caught making out with a stranger.
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Ellen has a pigface.
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And Ellen!
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Afterwards I headed over to Misshapes to meet up with Sarah and Leigh. After SXSW, pretty much everyone (except me) headed down to the Winter Music Conference in Miami and so everyone was showing off their...
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So was Moshi Moshi Stephen!
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...SUNBURN. Hahaha. Sweet manties, Geordon.
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Brandon was there!
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Was it his "doing the jazzercize air bicycle while laying on the bar" drunken antics then? Nope, those are pretty much par for the course too. When I say Geordan was doing something rare I mean that he was...
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What was so rare, you ask? Well, certainly not his F-117 Stealth Fighter jumpsuit. Homeboy rocks that all the time.
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Saturday I went to Misshapes and my camera only came out to capture Jordan in rare form.
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Old school Misshapes, I miss you.
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...well, you know. Hahah.
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I ran into Amy later on. And she was even happier than Leigh to wear it.
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Friday was my last night in town before my trip and I went to some party the Misshapes were DJing at Rafifi to say goodbye to the Tinny.
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Hahaha. Vegans LOVE wearing fur.
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Saturday night we hit Misshapes and I danced so much (hey, remember when there actually used to be room to dance there?) that I forgot to take any pictures.
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Karen and Sarah showing off their bootwear.
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Look at how mini the mini mogul is!
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Me and Karen.
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I think this guy is Gabe's brother and I forget his name.
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Awwww.
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Because of the snow storm, the place was practically empty! (Which was a welcome change as the last few times we'd been there'd hardly been any room to dance!).
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Champagne mini-bottle. Classy!
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The best part of Misshapes is after it's closed and they kick everyone out except for the totally wasted party people who still want to get their dance on and...
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Lauren Ashley and Geordon.
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Sheal again. This time abandoning her Misfits pose for her "attacking panda" pose. Noice.
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...the totally wasted people who are incapable of anything. Hahah.
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...and got a smooch!
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I met this girl...
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As the night pressed on, I eventually wandered downstairs to the little room.
first misshapes of 2005
January 08, 2005
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...and redefining the term "wiggity wasted."
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When I came back even later on in the night - lookee what I found! Antony, Niki and Lizzy discussing the meaning of life...
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Lizzy's realization that although it might take me over a year, one day, these pics would make there way to the national interweb.