a person in 3,900 photos meredith Afterwards, Meredith and I got something to eat and she pointed out the nipples and bellybutton on a giant bear wearing a sombrero. (Tanuki!) Mer and Eric George. Meredith and two girls! And we also happened to find... Hahaha. Happy birthday, Mer! I love you! Dancefloor! Hahah. Niki bought Meredith paaaaaaaaanties. ...a Japanese DVD porn enigmatically titled..."WaterMelon." Meredith opening Siege and Katie's gift... Cat, Mer and Sarah. Grant wanted to trade "headwear." Matching panties. Then after dinner, we went over to Iggy's to meet up with a bunch and have some pre-dance party drinks. Katie and Mer. Hahahaha. Pervy meets Scary. On the phone with midnight birthday well-wishers! Hahah. Nina can't keep her eyes off her own handiwork. Ta-dah! ...and was only too happy to help Meredith achieve the same look. Nina had the "bottom halves" action rocking like nobody's business... Woo, boob-licking antics! Meanwhile, at the other end of the living room, Nina and Meredith were getting wild with the Pixie Stix. Me grabbing a hold of two sweet, sweet cans (a Bud Pounder and Sue May's sweet bottom). On Tuesday night, Grant, Meredith, Jake and I went down to Amanda's apartment to watch a bunch of movies we'd rented. Meredith fell asleep and was spared. Meredith caught me taking a turkey nap on the couch. Meredith felt honored when she received her very first chocolate Easter bunny from my parents. (I'll be expecting some chocolate geld come Hannukah, dig?) Yo, guess what? Meredith's a huge fucking nerd. Rainy Monday. Somehow Sarah managed to talk Merdith and I into seeing the Ashton Kutcher & Bernie Mac remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. (Ok, I concede. As much as I'm reluctant to admit it, it was pretty funny). Meredith, Grant and Victoria. Meredith dueting with a stranger. When we got out of the movie it was snowing and raining at the same time! On Friday, Mer and I met up with David and Miye for some dinner and then afterwards headed over to the Sunshine Landmark for the midnight showing of... Then we all went to the Pink Pony for a big birthday dinner! (Except I can't remember whose birthday it was...mostly because I am pretty much a horrible person). Hahahaha. What fun would cooking classes be without a corny chefs hat? On Friday Mer got her presents. Meredith poses in front of the "beach." ...and discussed things we wanted to check out over the week. With plenty of time to spare before our flight we decided to mack and relax with some McDonald's breakfast. After some wonderful dinner and a few rounds of refreshing tropical drinks... ...the fake-rose and fuzzy white bear set up on our table. Not this one. Pale, blinky girl on the beach! Pale blinky girl! ...stayed inside and read (and took creepy photos of ourselves, apparently). Squinty in the morning about to order up some breakfast. Afterwards we hit the beach back at our hotel and Meredith finally managed to get a point up on the Scrabble board. 3-1. Check the outfits! We took a swim, and about, ooooh, about eight minutes after our heads hit the sand... And after dinner, another round of Scrabble. Squinty! Maybe that dive won't such a bad ting afterall. Hahaha. Having never used scuba gear before, Meredith was apprehensive. But earlier in the morning I'd reassured her that they'd spend some time taking her through everything and giving her a lesson before the dive. Nope! Not in Jamaica! They were pretty much like, "Just don' forget to keep breee'ting, mon. An' ev'ry ting will be fiiiiiine!" Hahaha. Seriously, that was about all the instruction she got. Look! The passenger's in the driver's seat! Meredith's veggie burger was made out of all the local veggies. Awwwwww. Breakfast lady making toast! And we retired back to our place for a mellow night. Pretty! Awwww. I can't believe this is where chocolate comes from. Hahaha. And then made faces at me in my sleep. (That's ok, I make faces at her pretty much EVERY NIGHT while she's sleeping). And rather than make faces at me, this time Meredith decided to impersonate me. I passed the fuck out and Meredith took pics of my sleeping double chin. On to flight # 3. Booking tickets last minute apparently means two layovers. Here's us transferring over to scary jet-prop on our second flight. Tuesday morning we woke up and headed to the airport to catch our flight back to NYC...but not before we pulled over for a little "beach one more time" detour en route. ...then I conked the fuck out so Meredith could take some more pics mocking me in my sleep. Wednesday morning, we got up nice and early to make sure we could get to the airport to claim our tickets and make sure there weren't going to be any other snags. On the flight home we took this pic... Thursday night Meredith and I headed out. Here's Mer getting her double-grab on with Nina and Ming. Awww, Valentine's Day. Meredith and I had a nice little dinner at... I headed back to Meredith's and settled in to finish packing for my trip! Yay! Meredith looking cute. Meredith and her biscuit with egg, cheese and tomato jam *drool*. Siege and Meredith. Hahaha. Jaye pulls the reverse and poses with Meredith's boobies. Meredith gives Seth the Newport thumbs up . Oh, payback! Nick gets slammed with a "get a load of this guy" times two. Meredith and Ellen Stagg . Meredith and Herman the Karaoke Cowboy Jew. Shots are always a bad idea. Jake, Mer and Jess' mouth. Sure they might lead to make out. But they sometimes also lead to bed wetting . And we ran into troublemaker Caitlin Crisco! Meredith took a quick outdoor peebreak while I kept a lookout and then we headed over to Remote for some... Upon request, Greg and Meredith gave me their "sexy faces." And then I asked for... Anthony, Mer and Karen "Oh, for shame. You girls will be the death of me."
..their ugliest faces. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pret-ty good. Haha. Amber and Meredith couldn't help themselves either. Hahaha. On Tuesday Sarah took Meredith, Amber, Josh and myself up to Times Square... ...headed out for a drink where we ran into Jake on a date with his new lady friend Erin. Fatty and Meredith hit the crazy light-up color-changing dance floor to show off some moves. This couple here was making out in the corner and we decided to all take some pics with her visible ass-cleavage. And speaking of people I've met through the site - Here's Eric George with Meredith and Nick's girlfriend. The Dith rocking the k-mic. Wednesday night I paid a long overdue visit to Sid and Buddy's karaoke night at Remote Lounge (RIP). ...and then I came home to SleepsOnThaFloor. ..and then I had dinner with PenFace. That is all.