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Sarah and Brandon had just gotten their dog, Monkey! They were both preoccupied so Meredith and I got to spend a lot of time babysitting her! Look at her chubby little pink puppy-belly!
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Meredith in the crowd playing a "fan of the band."
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And here's rat who sleeps in there.
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Invisible rope!
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While unpacking, Meredith came across the beret I bought when I dressed up as "a mime who got his ass kicked" for Halloween 2005.
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While unpacking we also discovered that we both had matching, tan, corduroy jackets! (Mine used to belong to my grandfather - I don't know what Meredith's excuse is. Hahah).
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Wakey, wakey sleep-o-saurus!
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Meredith was so tired from all the moving that she laid down and fell asleep right in the middle of our living room.
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With all of my stuff loaded up, we all crammed into the U-Haul cab to head over to Meredith's apartment on Orchard Street and get all of her stuff!
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Siege, Ellen, Sarah (and KT - not pictured because she showed up later in the afternoon) = BEST. FRIENDS. EVER! Keep in mind, this wasn't about helping one person move...this was about taking taking our U-Haul to BOTH of apartments, and then unloading all of our stuff into our new place. Oooof!
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Schweaty! Ellen and Meredith are showing off rolls of that packing saran wrap that I used tons of (because you can use it to just bind everything together instead of having to pack everything in boxes. It's awesome).
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So the girls took it easy while I finished. Hahaha.
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Meredith's shake face!
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At this point, the champagne flutes have been cast aside and the Smirnoff Ice is being consumed straight from the bottle!
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Of course, this led to more jumping action shots! Meredith did the jumping jack while Grant went for the more difficult David Lee Roth version
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Immediately afterwards, Grant made history by attempting the first "flying brain!" Alas, he wasn't able to get his nuts out in time. Hahaha.
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Meredith (who's also a classy broad) hopped right on the Smirnoff Ice train.
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Meredith has wonky eyes!
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Later that afternoon, we hopped on the subway and headed out to Brooklyn to attend...
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Meredith and I finally decided to take the plunge and move in together! We expected a long and tumultuous apartment hunt, but we hit the jackpot on the very first place we looked at! On Saturday afternoon we were given the keys and headed over to scope the place out and prepare for our move a few days later! Here's Meredith kicking back in our brand new "holy shit we're living together" bathtub!
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Remember crazy Brandon that invited Grant, Jake and I to come and party in Budapest when we were on vacation in Europe? Well, he emailed me to tell mehis friend Kinga was coming to New York for the first time and I promised to take her out. So Meredith and Kinga came out to dance too!
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Yay, dance-party!
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Meredith & Jared!
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Meredith and Emily! Pretty!
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Meredith showed off her big Jew-nose.
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On Sunday night we had a Cranium party at my place! Here's Meredith getting the cards all set up!
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A little after 4pm, we decided to pack up our beach gear and head back to the subway.
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Hahahaha.
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Meredith put on Nina's goggles...
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...and we teamed up for this incredibly hot photo. (I don't know if you know this, but I'm going to let you in on a huge secret: WE ARE HUGE FUCKING DORKS.)
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Meredith took a nap of the beach: face down and covered in a towel. Hahaha.
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We came back from our swim to find Siege, KT and Mer in the midst of a heated game of beach Scrabble.
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The post-procedural patient. Hahaha. Meredith had read that if the whack was successful and the cyst had been ruptured, it would take a few days to for it to go away. Nothing to do but wait! (Spoiler: the cyst didn't go away).
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Meredith, Nina and KT.
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"....3!" WHAM! Nina didn't hold back AT ALL! (BTW, check out Nina's face, you can totally tell how much effort she put into her swing! Hahaha).
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Here's Nina taking a few practice swings to line up her shot. "Ready? 1...2...."
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Hahahah. And then he took this amazing photo of us jumping! (Meredith looks like a frog!)
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And Siege snapped a few funny pics of Mer and I goofing around on the beach with his fancy cam. (Thanks for sending these over, Siege!). Here's our impression of that old Coppertone advertisement where a little dog is tugging at a girl's bathing suit.
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...pictures like this. Hahahaha. OMG, man Ellen Stagg really is a broseph trapped in the body of a buxom blonde. I love how she's even using two fingers to pretend she's "spreading the pink." Girl's hardcore RAW.
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Hahahah. Happy 4th of July!
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Ouchy never looked so pretty! So, I have a ton of other pictures of fireworks, but who cares about them when there are...
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Same thing happened to Meredith. She apparently missed around her side-boob and armpit and ended up getting horribly burned in just that one spot.
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Headed back to the house.
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We anchored in a shallow part of the bay (away from the flies) and Meredith and I took a swim!
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The water was brown-green and pretty.
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Meredith and my mom showing off their flyswatters. Coastal NJ in the summer is plagued with greenhead flies. They bite during the day and it hurts like HELL.
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Later that night we rented some movies and called it a night early. (I think we were in bed before midnight!)
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Awwwww.
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The next morning, we got up bright and early and drove down to my parent's little shore house in Beach Haven West. After dropping off our bags, we grabbed some towels and headed to the beach on Long Beach Island.
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Later that afternoon, we all piled into the Jentzen family minivan and got a lift all the way around the lake back to our car. Here's Meredith, Erika, Liam (in the back with his kindergarten graduation hat on!) and Abby.
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Tim gave Meredith a nice ride without too many sharp turns and she managed to make it through her ride unscathed!
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Meredith went next!
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Afterwards, Mer and I headed back up to the lake to do some tubin' off the back of the SS Farley!
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Meredith and the bottomless carafe of coffee.
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Here's Meredith the next morning totally not believing me telling her that by going to bed early she missed the opportunity to travel to a bar by boat. Hahaha.
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On Thursday night, Meredith bundled up at my place and made it clear she wasn't in the mood to go out. I tucked her around 2:30am...
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Victory!
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Seriously, do you know anybody else who looks this cute when they're playing boardgames?
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Homegirl takes the game SERIOUSLY! Here she is charading her way into my heart.
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Meredith don't take NO SHIT during Cranium play.
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Later that night, Siege, Meredith, Sarah and Karen came over for some Sunday night Cranium! Wooooo!
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...so that the ladies could all swoon and fawn over Matt. Thanks for hooking it up, homie! I had an awesome time!
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The van ride home! Grant sat upfront with me...
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Action jump-shot in the parking lot. I love this photo SOOOOO MUCH! From L to R: Karen, Jenny, Matt, Gurj, Grant and Meredith!
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Hahahaha.
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But that wasn't going to stop Meredith from getting a titty autograph backstage! Hahaha. (BTW, who licks a pen anymore? Who are you, my grandpa?)
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...while Meredith and Grant relaxed. (In their defense, neither of them were familiar with any songs and the sound quality wasn't exactly stellar where we were sitting).
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Afterwards, we had time for one more big coaster and then it was time...
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...IN 3-D! Hahaha.
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Then, because it was like a thousand degrees out, we decided to seek out a ride that had air conditioning. Meredith showing off her sweaty clavicles.
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Meredith and I on the way up.
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About an hour after we'd used our little doohickey to reserve a time, it was time to head back to Nitro and ride that shit. Here's the ride reflected in Meredith's palm-tree shades.
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Meredith and me.
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We all cooled down with some beers.
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...so we headed over to some of the "lesser" rides like the MOTHERFUCKING SWINGS!
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Like me, Meredith stayed bling-less. (But that don't mean that homegirl's not down, yo.)
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While we walked over to pick up the rental, Meredith got on the horn to make sure everyone was up!
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I woke up bright and early on Thursday morning. Before waking Meredith up, I decided to take a few pics of how she sleeps: facedown, completely covered in blankets except for one leg (just one!) that she holds up in the air!
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Hahahahaha.
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Hahaha. The girls left me alone in the steam room and headed over to the sauna and when I caught up with them a few minutes later...
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That way you can pretend you're in the movie Flashdance while you wash off all the chlorine.
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Even the showers at the hotel are super-cool; they're all activated by pulling on wood handles hanging from chains!
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...I found these kind of shenanigans going on. So busted! (With a hand on a titty, no less!).
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...an indoor pool-party at the Hotel QT! (It's this really cute hotel that has a smallish indoor pool that's IN THE LOBBY and it even has a swim-up bar!). Here's Meredith making sexy-face in the water!
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Hahahah.
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Meredith laughing underwater.
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...and then hopped in our rental and headed back to NYC! Here's a picture of Grant, Posh T and Meredith at a rest stop somewhere in the swamps of New Jersey! Congrats Emma & Rob! Thanks so much for having us!
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Meredith showed off her utensils.
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After the wedding, we headed back to the hotel...
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A little before 4pm, we took our seats out on the beach.
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Hahahahaha. I love how you can tell exactly what Grant's thinking about in this photo.
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Meredith and Grant. Awww!
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Emma and Rob's wedding ceremony was on the beach, so after we'd finished getting all dressed up, we headed a few hundred feet down to boardwalk and awaited the arrival of the bride and groom.
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...and made it in bed just in time! Three peas in a pod! G'night!
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Two in the bed! Room for one more? I set the auto-timer on my camera...
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Here we are back in to Grant's hotel room that the three of us would be sharing!
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...and slightly sun-kissed!
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...the first beach day of the year! Woooo!
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Mr. Silverman is so down! Hahahaha. Congratulations Andrew and Anna! (Sorry I didn't take one single picture of the two of you together! I'm an idiot!)