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me×!tongue×meredith×

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...with a sweater wiener! (PS - look at Maddy's tongue!)
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...compared to the kids' table!
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Here's me picking her up at the airport. See how excited she is? I told you that my Nissan Sentra rental drives the bitches wild! After we'd caught up, I made good on something I'd been promising for weeks...
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Grant might've gotten the ass-shot but he sure didn't get his nostril licked.
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Bonus points to Beth for managing to lick my neck and not even have me notice when I was taking this picture.