tagged together in 8 photos in 2004
me + tit squeeze
showing 2004 only · show all years Are there any pictures of Lauren Flax and I in existence where I'm not getting a full-on honking handful of her tit? Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?) Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.Carol bites my titty while an unknown ginger (by the way, that word is pronounced so that it rhymes with "ringer") gives me the sneaky devil horns.Lesbians are as magical as unicorns because if you're a straight boy you're totally allowed to play with their titties and it's A-OK....and then she grabbed her boobs.
Keep in mind - not only was this happening in public, it was happening on public while I was standing on a stage. Hahaha.