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Monday morning living room workout...
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Looking California but feeling Minnesota. (Link for those of you who didn't grow up in the 90s. Outshined by Soundgarden
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After dinner we...
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Such manliness.
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Doing home workouts tryna get that lat meat to pop.
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...and then home workout tricep dips on the couch.
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One last pic before it all falls apart!
the august roundup
August, 2016
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Did my own workout and Sunday morning Pauly Walnuts flexdown (future me will be so thankful)
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Starting to put on some muscle, but having trouble raising my arms. (That's normal, right?) Haha.
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This one's for the ladies.
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What time is? Oh, TIME FOR A GUNSHOW?
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...other friends! Hahaha. I forget this guy's name, but he was hilarious. He was like one of the few guys in the town who was super into bodybuilding and was excited to have someone puny like me to flex-down next to. This photo makes me laugh every time I look at it.
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Nudy party in the dark corner of the parking lot!
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No Mercy! (Thanks again for the shirts, Dave! After I received the shirts, I spent like two hours on 80sTees.com reminiscing about TV shows I'd totally forgotten about!)
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And it totally showed off my guns!
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I thought I was so funny for doing the whole "flex-down while ironing" thing until I looked at the photo later and realized the reason Meredith was laughing so hard was because Grant had managed to brain me in the background.
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And what better way to head into New Jersey than with a supertight 50%-spandex muscle tee?
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Hahaha.
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After the show, Tins and I hopped a cab to check out the Booty Dance Party over at the Tribecca Grand.
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Yo, that Bay Watch shit was corny. But I wasn't about to be left out of a WWF FLEX DOWN!
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How do you turn two baby-tees into muscle-tees? Easy! You just put them on two huge, musclebound hulks of men.
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GUN SHOW! After this pic of Nina and I was taken, Josh looked at it and said to Grant, "Whoa, gross. I can't belive you used to hump Brian's sister."
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Hannah and I have one thing in common: get three drinks in either of us and you're probably gonna start to see some flexing going on. Which invaribly gives way to...
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...and when that didn't get an immediate response, I upped the ante with "beefcake" version (check out Grant's sassy, coy lil' smile! Tee-hee!) ...and SHA-POW! It worked. Grant and I got the green light: we were going to become male strippers.
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Underneath our "Greaser Jeans," all the T-Bird boyz were wearing matching, red, 50's-era, Banana-Hammock style bathing suits. We cooked up a boys VS girls sing-a-long routine to "Summer Lovin" and halfway through the routine, we all dropped our pants and wowed the judges with our matching marble sacks (and our manly physiques).
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Good thing chicks think scabs are hot! (In case you didn't know, they also dig farmer's tans! I am tres sexy!)