karaoke + kevin m

March, 2008

sarah ↗+

The fact that Sarah was a judge didn't stop her from getting up on the stage and getting down!

March, 2008

sarah ↗+

Here he is doing his signature jam: Prince's Pussy Control.

March, 2008

goldteeth ↗+

One of the first competitors was the ONE AND ONLY Kevin Myers.

March, 2008

And a luggage-tugging, falsetto-firework finale! Bravo, Kevin! You are one of the few people I know that has achieved "Grand Master" karaoke status.

July, 2007

Followed up by some push-up-style floor humping.

July, 2007

After showing off the mudspot, there wasn't much point in playing modest. Soon after, the shirt came off.

July, 2007

You may remember Kevin from the Marryoke Wedding Spectacular as the guy who rocked my world with his incredible version of Prince's song Pussy Control.

July, 2007

...this shorts were, uh, see-through. What's more awesomely gross than this photo? (No offense, Kev!).

July, 2007

man ass ↗+

Kevin's performance was on-point as always, but considering he got half naked at his friends' wedding, I couldn't help but feel like his "Bootyoke" outfit was a little bit of a let down. Well, that's when Kevin turned around, bent over and revealed that...

July, 2007

I figured "sock guy" was the best the men had to offer that night, but then Kevin Myers hit the stage!

July, 2007

...slowly started building up to a crescendo...

February 24, 2006

Hahahaha. Hands down, Kevin Myers stole the Pussy Control show.

February 24, 2006

best ↗+
yell ↗+

...and proceeded to do the RUNNING MAN!

February 24, 2006

...Kevin took his shirt off...

February 24, 2006

"Aaaaaaaaah, pussy control!" (For those of you unfamiliar with the lyrics to this gem of a diddy, feel free to brush up.) Just when I thought that it couldn't get any funnier...