herman the cat


herman the cat
Jake (the guy getting ready to move into my apartment) came over to try and bond with Herman.
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Close up!
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...laughed at my roommate's retarded, weirdo cat all passed the fuck out on his back...
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Take 27: Too squinty. Hahaha.
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Take 104: Perfect!
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Take 7: Too squirmy.
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Take 14: Too Third Reich.
herman the cat
On Thursday night I spent a half an hour trying to get my roommate's cat Herman to cooperate for a photo shoot. (I wanted to get a picture of him to put on the photo collage for the invite to my going away party). Take 1: too blurry.
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Bunny cat!
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Meredith and I got a visit from my roommate's (stinky) cat, Herman. Check out Meredith's priceless "Ew, he fuggin stinks!" face.
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Ps - Hey Tins, are you actually trying to get Herman to smoke?
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He was so irrated he was lashing out and trying to scratch anyone who came near him. Check him out ready to take a swipe with his badass "I dare you to pet me, motherfucker" expression. Herman rules (except for the fact that he likes to watch me shower).
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Also around this time, Herman, my roommate's cat came out of hiding and was totally FUCKING PISSED to discover what a mess we'd made of his apartment. Check him out glaring at us.
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The only thing that happened on Sunday was the disturbing discovery that my roommate's cat apparently gets some sort of gay-cat thrill from watching me shower. How fucking freaky is that? I all closed my eyes and leaned back to shampoo and when I leaned forward and opened my eyes, there was Herman all staring at me; I totally almost screamed. (No, I don't shower with my cam - it was on the floor inside my pant's pocket).
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After dinner we all went back to my place to take a nap. Everyone fell asleep except me (damn you, coffee at dinner!). Chris fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up by throwing my roommate's cat, Herman, on him. (Yet more animal abuse).
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Same thing for Grant, he fell asleep in my "guest bed" and I tried to wake him up by throwing Herman (who got mad at me) on him...
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Bwa-hahahah! That's my roommate's cat, Herman. He's only sort of a cat because he's really more like a dog. I was putting a new garbage bag on the garbage can and when I was flailing the bag around to open it up, Herman became very interested in the bag...a leeeetle too interested...and so I scooped the leeetle fugger up. Here he is four minutes later after he finally manged to claw open a hole for his head. (How about I just make it easy for you?)
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It was late so Vin came back to crash at my place. Usually he'll sleep in my spare bedroom, but at the time it was occupied by my roommate's friends in town visiting from Germany. So Vin decided he'd sleep on the couch. Herman waiting until Vin got all settled in...
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April 22, 2003
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...before jumping down to snuggle up with him.