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Ticket? What ticket?
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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...BRA AND PANTY SHOW! Woooo!
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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I picked Meredith up in Midtown, went to the end of her street and when I turned right onto 5th Avenue, was immediately pulled over and issued...
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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...and drove to nearby New Milford, CT to pick up Vin at his parent's house and bring him back down to NYC (coincidentally, Vin and The Fatty both grew up in New Milford).
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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Tired from a the kickline workout, Napping Nellie crashed out for the entire ride home freeing Vin and I up to talk about bitches, man. Bitches.
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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Saturday morning, I hopped into the car with Brett and Amy and we headed down to Medford, NJ (about 2 hours from where my parent's live) for Chris and Jen's wedding.
chris and jen get married
July 03, 2004
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We headed back into Manhattan so that David could take their dog Tally for a quick walk...
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Grant and Rachel were all the way in the back seat...
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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...and then suddenly, they weren't. I handed David my camera for a sneaky, over-the-seat reconaissance mission and he discovered...
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Crossing the Manhattan bridge into Brooklyn.
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Flatbush Avenue, baby.
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Meredith as (pants-less) navigator.
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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Despite only getting a few hours of sleep, we managed to pick up the van and be heading beachward before noon. Here's me, Meredith, Grant, Rachel and David and Miye in the back! Rented van, wooooooo!
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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At the end of Flatbush, you cross the Rockaway bridge and you're almost there.
gay pride at fort tilden
June 27, 2004
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At 12:30, Philip picked me up and we headed over to his company's new incubator offices in Menlo Park.
job interview in san francisco
June 22, 2004
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We arrived at Great Adventure around 10:30am - we'd gotten a much later start then we'd planned and we were really nervous that the park was going to be mobbed.
emily's 25th birthday at great adventure
June 09, 2004
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Bev picked us up and we hit the Turnpike (Exit 7a, baby).
emily's 25th birthday at great adventure
June 09, 2004
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Hoooooooo!
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Hip hop, horaaaaaaay!
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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...CAR RADIO DANCE PARTY! We put on Hot 97 and freaked to the beat of today's phreshest jams, yo.
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Here's Siege (aka - Clayton James Cubitt) the Grizza and me in our rental car leaving the city.
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Tollbooth.
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Happy Grant in the backseat cold chilling.
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Me flustered for making an idiotic driving mistake.
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Based on our inability to find the dirt in Poughkeepsie, the column was killed. But hey, milkshakes, right?
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Siege reviewing the night's less-than-spectacular results while I try to make Blue Steel faces.
poughkeepsie sex city
May 15, 2004
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Fatty half-heartedly rocked out in the backseat...
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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Jersey bound in the Holland Tunnel, baby.
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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...and then promptly fell asleep. On the road, I kept calling Scott trying to tell him that we were on our way and to wait for us at Tim's dock, but he'd forgotten his phone and Tim's boat, the "SS Farley," sailed across glorious Lake Hopatcong without us. Boooooo!
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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Fatty and Grant went and got Fatty's Ford Probe and arranged to pick me up on the corner of Broome and Broadway on the way towards the tunnel.
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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"Arrrrrrgh, matey!"
the ss farley sails tonight
May 07, 2004
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Here's the Grizza and I all gussied up headed out to Strong Island in our rental car.
bling bling bat mitzvah and misshapes
April 03, 2004
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Grant (with brand new Travis Bickle mohawk!) who was babysitting the Fatty's car while we were in Texas, was rad enough to save me $30 bones by picking me up at JFK. Thanks again to Fatty, Sarah and Caryn! I had the bestest time ever.
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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And here's Tara driving me to the airport. Now before you blow your nut looking at all these Tara pics here's...
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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After picking me up at the bus station she drove me around Houston. In typical Tara fashion, the first place she took me to was an abandoned mental hospital. Creeeeeeeeepy.
sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara
March 20, 2004
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After I finally made it to Texas (around 11pm instead of 4pm), the cute girl I'd sat next to on the plane (on the right) offered me a ride into town when her friend picked her up. And the worst part is, I forget both of their names (I think maybe the girl I sat next to was named Amy?). Jesus, I suck. If I was the Fatty, not only would I have remembered their names, I'd have sent them both thank you cards. If you ever see this, thanks for the ride (Sorry I'm such a jerk).
sxsw part one: bands in austin
March 18, 2004
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Before heading over to their new hotel, we piled into the van and went over to...(ps - Hey Dan, close your mouth)
sxsw part one: bands in austin
March 18, 2004
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the drive back was uneventful. Fatty and I rokked.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Liz napped.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Allston Rockcity, yo.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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After we closed out the karaoke place, we piled into Erinne's car and headed to some club that she would be open afterhours where we could all dance.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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What's up, seven people in a compact car. (PS - Check out Fatty's "I got a chick on my lap" face. Hahah)
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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We woke up early on Saturday morning, thought about skiing for a half-day, but when Fatty informed us that his pulled muscle still really hurt, it was the only excuse we needed to reset the alarm for noon and go back to sleep. We made it into the car a little before 1pm and started driving to Boston for Seth's surprise party.
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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Vermont is far away.
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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...we hit the road for Vermont. We'd only gone a block when we saw this "AICHAINS" license plate. A grunge-rock vanity plate? It could only be considered a good omen.
skiing in vt and seth's surprise party
March 11, 2004
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We scored a rental car and headed to check in to our...oh, wait, did I forget to mention that our resort check-in date wasn't until Saturday and we'd decided to party the first two nights and sleep in our rental car? Hahah. Ok, so here's the story. Keep in mind, we went on this trip because my Uncle Bruce had a week at a luxury resort that he wasn't going to be able to use. That meant that we had a free place to stay from Saturday to Saturday. When we went to buy plane tickets, we found out that if we flew in on Thursday (instead of Friday or Saturday), our flights would be almost $600 cheaper. Considering we were both trying to save money (neither of us were working at the time), we decided that we take the cheaper Thursday flight and and just sleep in the rental car until Saturday when we were able to check into the fancy resort.
aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba
January 22, 2004
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...which means BLAMO!, she's instantly asleep ten minutes later on the ride back north. My mom will get drunk from only a sniff of the barmaid's apron. Hahaha.
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
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...and packed in the car to go to south Jersey for our annual Christmas Eve with my great uncle and aunt Walt and Ann (You know the drill by now, we do it every year (. Here's the backseat crizzew: me, mom and Brett's girlfriend Amy.
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
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On the ride home we were glad to see that they finally installed a word of warning for any ladies that might be following us back to our place for a romp.
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
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Leaving the ranch.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Fatty crashed the fuck out on the ride. Hahah.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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After I'd finished documenting our facial hair, we headed back to the house, showered (and I shaved, thank god), packed up and hit the road to head back down to Los Angeles (to attend the surprise birthday party that Jordana had put together for him. Shhhh!).
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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After food we went back to the ranch and relaxed. Then later that night we drove to the nearest theater (like 45 minutes away) to see the midnight showing of the third installment of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. (Bonus points to Grant for flipping the bird while pulling a Pomodoro Guy face! Noice!).
trip to cali part 3: sf to northfork
December 15, 2003
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Same goes for all the pics from our drive from San Fran to North Fork: gone, gone, gone. (Expect for this one pic I snapped with my tiny cam).
trip to cali part 3: sf to northfork
December 15, 2003
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Saturday morning we woke up late and had to rush to get Charlene to LAX so she could catch her flight back to London. (She'd been up at the ranch visiting Grant for ten days prior to coming down to LA with him to meet me).
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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LA's all palm trees...and four lane highways.
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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I was was waiting on the curb for a cab when a livery car pulled up and agreed to take me to JFK on the cheap (suh-weet!). This guy was a character, because he picked me up near Chinatown, he kept wanting to talk to me about Chinese people. He asked me "Hey, didja ever notice how Chinese ladies don't really have any butts?" Before I could answer, he launched into this story about how a relative of his worked for some jean company and when they wanted to sell their jeans in asia, they had to redesign them. "See, I'm not trying to be racist," he saw me laughing at his story, "I'm just trying to say that it's scientifically known...they have different butts!"
trip to cali part 1: nyc to la
December 10, 2003
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Thursday afternoon, I hopped in the car with my parents (minus little brother Brett, who lives out in Indiana and went to his girlfriend's parent's house in Ohio for Thanksgiving) and headed to my Aunt Elaine and Uncle Wayne's house in Clark, NJ.
thanksgiving vacation
November 26, 2003
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With Frank's drum kit taking up the entire rear half of his car, Fatty and I were forced to share the front seat.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Saturday morning we woke up, double checked our packed bags, thanked Grant's parents for their hospitality, and hit the road for Heathrow.
european vacation part 21: heading home!
November 01, 2003
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On the way home, we stopped for a little McDonalds drive thru action.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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...and headed for the nearby shore town of Leigh-on-Sea. (Beyond the lovely scenery, the best part of the trip was the Abott & Costello-esque conversation between Grant and the Fatty where Fatty thought the town was called "Leon's Sea.")
european vacation part 19: a day in essex
October 31, 2003
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After a 90-minute, white-knuckled drive in the rain (on the wrong side of the road)...
european vacation part 18: leaving crete.
October 30, 2003
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Bye-bye turquoise water *sniffle*
european vacation part 18: leaving crete.
October 30, 2003
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We bid our lovely condo a fond farewell and piled into our sweet, lil' rental one last time.
european vacation part 18: leaving crete.
October 30, 2003
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After a few kilometers of dirt roads, we hit another beautifully paved backroad.
european vacation part 16: scootering again.
October 29, 2003
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Prettier! After Grant gave up on trying to catch a peacock (we were actually rooting for him - we figured if he actually did manage to catch one, we'd be able to get some great shots of him getting the living shit pecked out of him), we hopped in the car and drove westward back to Rethymnon.
european vacation part 12: knossos ruins.
October 27, 2003
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Aw, yeah. Let's hear it for culture.
european vacation part 12: knossos ruins.
October 27, 2003
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However, Crete is crazy mountainous in the middle and what we figured would be a 45 minute drive, turned into a hour and forty-five minute epic.
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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With the Fatty at the wheel, we hit the road.
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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Ah! We made it! The elusive southern shore of Crete!
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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At one point, we were driving with the windows down laughing and talking and all of sudden a pack of (incredibly loud) motorcyles screamed past us doing well over 130 MPH. I managed to get my camera out in time to catch the tail end of the last rider as he sped past us.
european vacation part 10: agia gahlini.
October 26, 2003
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So. Tired. Must. Sleep. Soon.
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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The road we were traveling ran through the mountainous, northern coastline of the island. Out the left window all we could see were mountains with rows of olive trees haphazardly planted. Out the right window were more scraggly mountains that dropped off right into the sea.
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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Being that all the road signs were in Greek, we elected Chris to drive. We packed up the car, busted out the map, and started the 80 kilometer drive from Heraklion to Rethymnon.
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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6:40am (local time and still pitch black out). We spent the hour-long drive into Reykjavik betting on what time the sun would rise. Price Is Right rules in effect: the one who managed to come closest, without going over would be declared the winner. It was then agreed upon that the winner would get to make out with Gemma, Grant's hot little sister, (mmmmmm....Gemma) when we stopped at Grant's parent's house in Essex on the last leg of our trip. But then we all remembered that Gemma had a boyfriend. (Booooo).
european vacation part 2: reykjavik, iceland.
October 21, 2003
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When we got out of meeting we had some time to kill before we had to head back to the airport and I remember that my good friend (and former ModemMedia co-worker) John McHale lives in Atlanta. I called him and found out that he his work was just a few blocks away from where we were calling from. He hopped in his car and five short minutes later, Johnny was on the spot.
the october roundup
October, 2003
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After a quick and delicious McBreakfast (mmmmm) here we are on the West Side highway tearing out of town. West Side, boyeeee.
day off upstate
September 12, 2003
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After finishing the entire CONQUISTIDOR, I made the mistake of thinking that it would be a good idea to get dessert. Just my suggestion made everyone else start burping. But then when I saw there was a Cinnabon place, I couldn't resist. I ended up getting a large Cinnabon and a hot chocolate, thinking that we could all share it. Everyone else was too full to even touch the Cinnabon - so I just ate the whole thing (whoops!).

Oh my god - I don't think I've ever been so full in my life. I overate to such a degree that I actually broke into a sweat (My stomach was quickly beginning to understand why my dinner was called "The Conquistidor"). I spend the car ride home trying not to throw up everytime Nina's car hit a bump in the road.
day off upstate
September 12, 2003
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Reunited and it feels so right!
boys weekend in newport part one: the drive up
August 01, 2003
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We hopped in Fatty's Probe and headed to Newport to meet up with the rest of the crew. (Frank drove in solo from NYC, Colin drove in solo from visiting his parents in CT, and Seth was coming in the next afternoon from Boston).
boys weekend in newport part one: the drive up
August 01, 2003
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Look, it's, um, a brige.
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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After breakfast we said our goodbye and hopped in our respective rides. Colin, shown here in his Ford Focus SVT (only 7,000 made yaknow!), headed back to Brooklyn solo and Seth headed back up to Boston solo. Grant, Frank, Fatty and myself decided we were going to go back to Manhattan and see "American Wedding." We split up into two cars (me with Fatty, Grant with Frank) and decided we'd have a race back to NYC. First team to make it to the movie theater wins. Aw, yeah.
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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I was trying to take a video of us rocking out but took a picture instead and managed to capture us in the midst of some pretty serious MetalFaces (check out Fatty pretending to play kit in the background with his DrummerFAce in full effect. Hahaha).
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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But we weren't ready to go home just yet...we stopped at 7Eleven to stock up on treats. Aw yeah, Bert.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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We summoned Bert, our driver, and piled into the van for the big 3 mile trip home (bonus points to Frank for picking his nose).
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Frank (doing what he calls) driving on the way back home.
fort tilden and sarah's roof party
July 20, 2003
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Nevertheless, we somehow managed to pack up the car and hit the road well before 6am.
fishing with pappi part 2
June 9, 2003
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This photo's called "Taking A Picture While Driving a Motorcycle." Make sure you spend some time appreciating it as it almost cost me my life to take it.
motorcycle lessons
April 22, 2003
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...gorgeous New Jersey landscape.
trip to philly
April 19, 2003
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After visiting with Ann and Walt - we hopped in the car and headed north for the Battjer's Annual Trip to Church™ (Christmas Eve services at midnight, baby).
xmas with the fam
December 25, 2002
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Here the New York Five homeward bound on Sunday evening.
boys weekend in montreal
November 22, 2002
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Big Daddy eats a Dig Daddy.
boys weekend in montreal
November 22, 2002
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Yep, here's where I spend 70% of my entire LA-trip...in the fucking car. (Thanks again Kate; you're a peach).
bidness in cali
October 10, 2002
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Rrrroooooooox-anne. You don't have to put on the red light.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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(Sleepy) Em & Lo.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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For the sake of posterity, we set up the cam on the dash again to capture the crew at the end of our journey.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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We meant to leave work at like 10:30 - which by the time we got out to my car meant we'd be able to be on the road by 11:30 at the latest. But we all ended up running late and we didn't get on the road until almost 2pm (which basically put us right smack dab in the middle of the "leaving town for the weekend" rush.

After sitting in 2 1/2 hours of really slow traffic all through NYC and Southern CT, we finally hit some open road.
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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Backseat biddies, yo. (PS - Isabella totally looks like a Dr. Seuss character in this photo!)
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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Our bellies full of (completely God-awful) food, we hit the road in high spirits.
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002