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a thing in 5 photos in 2005

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Me, doing my impression of Buckethead.
halloween 2005
October 29, 2005
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That's right! It's some milataristis wet-dream doll-reenactment of US Special forces capturing Osama and Saddam together once and for all PROVING that Iraq was linked to 9/11.

Please take a moment now to imagine in your mind the gun-toting, jingoistic nutjob who actually took the time to buy these dolls and arrange them (aka - play with the dolls!!!) and put up this display at the gun shop?

(PS - Check out the flag-toting fanboy in the background representing stars & stripes while the one dude prepares to MOTHERFUCKING EXECUTE Bin Laden. Who by the way, hasn't aged a day in the last 6 years....hmmmmm.)
business (and guns!) in san francisco
September 26, 2005
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Which I figured she like better than this creepy-ass person-shaped squishy pillow for sleeping with. Hahah.
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Funniest (and creepiest!) photo of Jack "wearing" his sister's hair as a wig.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2005
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Holy weird! Creepy Mask!
first misshapes of 2005
January 08, 2005