candy + bachelor party

candy×!bachelor party×

candy + bachelor party
Keeee-RACK! Check out Candy's awesome expression as she puts a little "oomph" into it.
candy + bachelor party
After giving him a bit of a dirty, grindy lapdance...
candy + bachelor party
She stood him up for a public paddling.
candy + bachelor party
(Check out Jamie's "what are you going to do to me?" expression.)
candy + bachelor party
Haha. The view from above.
candy + bachelor party
Purple Rain never felt so good.
candy + bachelor party
...Buddy said "Allright gentlemen, now please put your hands together for Vixen who will be the first of many girls to help Jamie forget that he's getting married in a few short days!" At this point, Candy came up on stage and started undressing a totally duped Jamie.
candy + bachelor party
Then halfway through his song, she rushed the stage and made it clear that she preferred him pantless.
candy + bachelor party
It took him the better part of a minute to figure out how he'd been duped. Here's Matt (er, I mean Sid) shaking his hand and handing over the karaoke mic so that Jamie could...
candy + bachelor party
"Drop 'em, whiteboy!" After Jamie had received a few "undie only" wacks with the paddle, Candy faced him to the crowd and brought him center stage and Buddy on the mic (still doing his "stripclub emcee" voice) asked him, "Allright Jamie, are you ready to see what else we have in store for you? TAKE OFF THE BLINDFOLD!" Jamie took off the blindfold expecting to see a bunch of naked girls in some club in Queens and instead...