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Rat face!
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Oh man, I love this picture SO MUCH. Every time I look at David's face I can actually hear the perverted little cackle he does when something naughty happens: "Heh...heh...heeeh."
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...the monkey was just excited about all of us! Homeboy was packing!. Boy, thirty years old and still doing stuff like pretending an inflatable monkey's tail is a giant inflatable monkey-penis. I guess my eighth-grade guidance counselor was right about me all along! (At least he was wrong about the whole "ending up in jail" part! Er, at least so far anyway).
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I do know, however, that he would have approved.
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If you would've asked fifteen year-old me what I'd be doing on the night of my thirtieth birthday, I know without a doubt that he wouldn't have even come close to describing this photo.
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...was that I was no longer the only person in the room who looked like a complete and total jackass!
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Behold! The majesty of Art!
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Inspired by Ellen's willingness to use her art to challenge convention, Leigh and I worked together to create a special birthday outfit.
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Here's is our masterpiece! It's called See-Through Birthday Suit at Thirty. The saran-wrap garment serves as a skin-metaphor for identity and reminds us that that the world is new to us each and every morning. Which means, we are reborn a new each and every day.
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Ellen modeled the new "cone collar" piece from her forthcoming spring collection.
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I hated it too.
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Meanwhile, Leigh took it upon herself to make me a "designer shirt" of my own.
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August 7th was just a normal night around the house...but as soon as the clock struck midnight, Meredith appeared out of nowhere and sniped me with a birthday-treat!