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June 25, 2003

The Hole and P Diddy

Grant's friend Charlene came into town from London and we all pulled together to try to show her a crazy night out on the town.

charlene, me
My buddy Morgan is a fancy club promoter and he invited us to the private opening of some fancy new club called Manna Hatta (I think) on the corner of Bowery and 3rd St (the place that has the bright, blue neon "Restaurant" sign). Here's me and Charlene.
charlene ˆ me
emma, grant
And here's Emma with Grant (who's doing his best impression of Emma's "drunk" face).
emma ˆ grant
charlene, dens, grant, grellan, tara
After a warmup drink or three there, we headed over to The Hole and met up with a buncha other people. Charlene, Grant, Tara and (special guest stars from Teendrama) Dennis Crowley and Grellan
charlene ˆ dens ˆ grant ˆ grellan ˆ tara
me, natalka
If any of you fellas out there are scratching your heads about us always going to The Hole (which is primarily a gay bar); here's your answer: the drinks are cheaper than the women! Here's me with karaoke superstar, Natalka.
kiss ˆ me ˆ natalka
charlene, emma, grant, me, tara
Charlene, Emma, Grant, Tara and me.
charlene ˆ emma ˆ grant ˆ me ˆ tara
charlene, emma, grant
Earlier in the evening before we left that Mati Hari place, Morgan, the promoter, pulled me aside and invited me to a late night party that was being thrown by P.Diddy and Ashton Kutcher (sp?)...so we rounded up some rowdies and headed uptown to Dorsia to see if we could get some pics of us coldlamping with Demi.
charlene ˆ emma ˆ grant
eve berlin, sarah
Before leaving the Hole we grabbed Sarah Lewitinn and her friend Eve (who's in a band called The Living Things).
eve berlin ˆ sarah
me
Upstairs was waaaay too crowded so we headed downstairs where there was room to represent on the dancefloor.
dance ˆ me
charlene, grant
Grant and Charlene.
charlene ˆ grant
grant, me, sarah
Dancing with multiple cameras. Sarah, me and Grant.
grant ˆ me ˆ sarah
me, sarah
Me with two Sarahs.
coldlamp ˆ jodeci ˆ me ˆ sarah
charlene
Charlene's dad is Gene Simmons. Shhhhh.
tongue ˆ charlene
charlene, eve berlin, grant, sarah
Check out Charlene kicking the cool and pensive Londoner coldlamp #204.
charlene ˆ eve berlin ˆ grant ˆ sarah
me, sarah
Here's a pic of me trying to put my face in between Sarah's bizzoobies and nuzzle them in time to the music. Needless to say, she resisted. Shortly after this pic, we wrapped up the dance party and headed back downtown to the Hole to try to catch last call (at this point it was 8:30am for Charlene, who was still on London time, so she and Grant headed home).
dance ˆ me ˆ sarah
eve berlin, sarah
Back at the Hole: See that guy on right? Right after I snapped this pic, Sarah screamed, jumped away from him, ran over to me and said, "Dude, that guy totally had a giant boner and he pressed it into my leg! Eeeeewwww!" A few weeks later, I sent her a link to these pics over IM and asked her if she remembered him

battjer: did you see the pics of the guy with the boner at the end?
battjer: remember him?
Ultragrrrl: oh god. do i ever.
Ultragrrrl: his cock will haunt me forever.
strangers ˆ eve berlin ˆ sarah
There he is! At it again pressing his cock into yet another leg (somehow I don't think this guy minded as much).
gay ˆ strangers
What sums up how the world feels about boner-guy better than my man's face in the yellow shirt? Exactly. (By the way, check out his fucking shiny, tinfoil-looking shirt. A-hole.)
drunk ˆ strangers
me
Hey buddy, what is that? A roll of dimes in your pocket or....awwww, man! Gross.
strangers ˆ me