NASTY MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC

february 8, 2006

Can spot the familiar face? Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you: NASTY MAGIC! HAHAHAHAHA. Now go back up and study their outfits and laugh again. Yes, that's right - it's our beloved Fatty (2nd from right). This was a hair metal band he joined right after graduating high in '89 and this photo shoot took place in the spring of '90 during the 2nd semester of his freshman year in college. After he told me all of this the other day I was like "1990? Holy shit! Did you have any idea that the whole hair metal thing was about to end?" Fatty was like "What? You mean, hair metal's over?" Hahaha. If you're like me and you want the hi-rez version, click here. (In hi-rez you can make out details like the "POLITZEI" patch sewn on the lead singer's jeans! Sweet!) I showed this photo to Siege a few minutes ago and he said that the following photos of me posing (in full dorkdom) with my new Xbox 360 Live headset (so I can talk to the people I'm playing against online) are going to come back to haunt me in 10 years in exactly the same way that the Nasty Magic pic has come back to haunt the Fatty (except that my haircut will be remembered as decidedly less AWESOME.) So in fairness to the Fatty - I'm putting these out into the world now: Who's a bigger dork than me? Welcome to BK! Would you like to try a our new Angus Burger? You should have seen my co-workers' faces when I told them I was cutting out of work early so I could "rush home to get online and find some teens to play with!" Feel free to make fun of both of us in the comments section - Just remember making fun of me might result in you not being allowed to come over and play my new Xbox (and you know you totally want to). (added on 02.08..2006)