i keep a diary: brian battjer, jr.

Monday, July 14th, 2008 - Happy Monday! Thanks for all of the people that entered the "Most Embarrassing Sex Story Contest!" Here are the winners:

1st Place: Kimberly's "lakehouse anal" story. Ooooof!

2nd Place: Varla's account of "accidental anal."

3nd Place: Goes to Romeo and his "Clean the Beach Day!" story!

Honorable Mention #1: Dr. C for his list of things people say when they're under anesthesia and getting a cameras put up their bums.

Honorable Mention #2: Caleb's hilarious and awkwardly-worded account of the time he finger-blasted his friend's sister! (the story's post-script made me LOL).

Congrats to the winners! I'll be in touch later this week to get your mailing addresses. (And Caleb and Dr. C, I'll see if I can wrangle up a few more copies!).

Two new entries down below! I'm happy to announce that I've rewritten the photo-tagging system I was playing around with a few months ago! You'll notice that all the recent entries have tags listed after each photo and you can also check out the big old "tag cloud" page that lists all the tags for photos all the way back through 2006! (It's a work in progress - I'm trying to migrate my entire site, all the way back to 1996, into the content management system I've written! Hope you enjoy the new entries! (previous intros)

Sunday, June 29th, 2008 - Hey, hey! My good friends Emma and Lorelei (aka - Em & Lo) just released a new book! It's called Sex: How to Do Everything, and it's a 192-page, hardcover, whopper of a sex manual!

Their book publisher has given me three extra copies of the book to give away, so that means it's CONTEST TIME! If you want to win a copy of the book (and pick up lots of sexy knowledge!), you can enter by using the comment section down below to tell your very best "embarrassing sex story!" Make sure to include your email address so that if you win, I can get your address so the publisher can mail you your prize! (You must live in the US. Sorry! The books are expensive to ship so the publisher asked me to keep it domestic!)

I'll wait two weeks, and then pick my favorite three stories! Don't hold back - let's hear your most embarrassing sex-story! Oh, and there's two new entries down below! More on the way soon!
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Thursday, May 29th, 2008 - Hi Everybody! Sorry I've been MIA lately - besides my new job being really busy, the rest of my time over the last few weeks has been spent planning a secret proposal! This past Monday I popped the question and Meredith said yes. ;)

This past Monday was the four year anniversary of the first time Meredith asked me out on a date. It happened on the couch at Sarah Lewittin's apartment during a Memorial Day BBQ she was having. So, I decided I was going to invite all of our mutual friends, and also invite a bunch of Meredith's friends to come and witness the proposal.

I got there with Meredith around 5:30, and I texted ahead right before we got there so all of Meredith's friends, could go and hide in the hallway...because I knew if she saw them there, she'd figure out that something was up.

She went and sat down on the couch, and after she was settled in, we brought all the people in from the hallway and then hid in the corner of the apartment just out of Meredith's site. With everyone wise to what was about to happen, I went over and sat down on the couch next to Meredith and said "Hey, remember when you asked me out for the first time four years ago? Well, I guess it's my turn to ask you something..." The whole room got quiet and Meredith was confused for a sec and then she looked around and noticed all her friends in the corner...and then I got down on knee and popped the big one. She was so surprised she just kept laughing...and then she responded: "Will you stay in this house and continue to rock my world?" Hahaha.

Here's the vid courtesy of Siege. I hope you enjoy it!

Look for an update sometime next week! (previous intros)